We have previously discussed the thankfully small segment of felons who are arrested in flagrante delicto with helicopters
, picnic table
, and other inanimate objects. Newton, Kansas police added another suspect for sex with a car while Virginia police arrested a man for relations with a fence. Justin James Rutley, 30, (left) however found himself stuck in the act.
Police tasered the 24-year-old Kansas man
as he attempted sex with the tailpipe of a car. As should not come as much of a surprise, drugs are suspected and the suspect was found to have a .35 blood alcohol level and possible drug use. It turns out that having sex with a car in public in Kansas will only earn you a charge as a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior.
In Virginia, Rutley is accused of getting both legs stuck in a fence near an elementary school in Stafford, Virginia. That, according to police, did not stop him from masturbating. He was also covered in cuts from the thickets in the area. Technically, it is not clear that he intended to have relations with the fence as opposed to relations in the fence.
He is being charged with indecent exposure, masturbating in public and disorderly conduct.
He is actually not the first arrested for relations with a fence.
As Shakespeare wrote in Midsummer Night’s Dream: “The course of true love never did run smooth.” That is doubly true with cars and fences.