One of our favorite Valentine stories has come to an end. Jason Leroy Savage, 29, has been sentenced for having sex with a car wash vacuum. He was given 90 days in prison in Saginaw County, Michigan where they never set their vacuums for shag.
Th not-so-noble Savage was found in the compromising position on October 16th of last year. Despite the fact that he repeatedly paid for the services on the street, the police apparently opted for property over prostitution charges.
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