Man Escapes Jail By Squeezing Through Cell Bars

Kristopher Allen White, 23, knows how to get himself out of a tight squeeze. White was able to force his body through bars in his cell that were only four and a half inches apart at the Haywood County Jail.


White then put blankets over the barbed wire fence and fled. Friends then gave him a ride — though they insisted that he told them that he had been released.

He has now been recaptured and presumable put in a cell with a solid door.

Source: WMCTV

15 Responses to “Man Escapes Jail By Squeezing Through Cell Bars”


  1. 1 lottakatz 1, November 26, 2010 at 8:16 am

    That “All meth, all the time” diet just melts off the pounds.

  2. 2 Anonymously Yours 1, November 26, 2010 at 8:25 am

    LottaK…

    I would say ain’t that the shits….but then you have to eat to get them…Truth..

  3. 3 anon nurse 1, November 26, 2010 at 8:26 am

    lottakatz,

    Can’t top that. :-)

  4. 4 eniobob 1, November 26, 2010 at 8:37 am

    LK:Are we on the same page this morning or what?lol!!

  5. 5 lottakatz 1, November 26, 2010 at 8:40 am

    And a good morning to AY and AN and all. I hope everyone is on their way to a speedy recovery from the holiday celebrations.

    The X Files did a season 1 ep. titled “Squeeze” that dealt wit a man that could elongate his body and squeeze through tiny places (like the heating/AC vents in a house) on his quest for victims.

  6. 6 lottakatz 1, November 26, 2010 at 8:44 am

    Good morning Mr. EBob. If I was being held in Brownsville Texas for robbing churches I’d be motivated to give it a try myself. I pity the fool…

  7. 7 anon nurse 1, November 26, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Confusing to me, too. Caught at the Mexican border, but jailed in Tennessee, not TX….

    They have cameras, but no supervision? And no locked door/s between his cell and freedom? We’re living in “1984″ and this guy escapes?

  8. 8 eniobob 1, November 26, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Just curious,what kind of restraints did they use to secure him,shoelaces?

  9. 9 ckennedy 1, November 26, 2010 at 11:27 am

    I’m confused. He “forced his body” through bars only 4 1/2″ apart, so . . . his head went through a bigger open space? A small schnauzer would have to turn its head to squeeze between bars 4 1/2″ apart.

  10. 10 anon nurse 1, November 26, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Excellent point about the head size. So maybe the guy had help… I think a demonstration is in order.

  11. 11 James 1, November 26, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Where there’s a will there’s a way eh, he’ll probably spend some time in solitary………..such a jerk

  12. 12 anon nurse 1, November 26, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Maybe he “greased up” his very tiny (and thin) head…

  13. 13 Anonymously Yours 1, November 26, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Life goes on….

  14. 14 eniobob 1, November 26, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    “anon nurse 1, November 26, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Excellent point about the head size. So maybe the guy had help… I think a demonstration is in order.”

    Maybe some one was trying to take advantage of the “little guy”

  15. 15 anon nurse 1, November 26, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    eniobob,

    That is so bad… LOL

    One has to be very careful around here. :-)


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