“Bishop” and Mother Arrested After Making Kids Live with Corpse

Police in Madison Wisconsin have arrested a religious leader and a mother after discovering a corpse on their toilet. Tammy Lewis was responding to instructions from “Bishop” Alan Bushey, who insisted that 90-year-old Magdeline Alvina Middlesworth would come back to life — after two months. The two adults are facing child abuse and endangerment counts while the two children are now in foster care and protected from further “religious instruction.”

The police found Middlesworth on the toilet in an advanced state of decomposition. The children were required to use a make shift toilet while the adults waited for the resurrection in the bathroom.

Bathrooms seem to have become the favorite sanctuary for the deranged. Recently, a boyfriend was arrested after letting his girlfriend sit on the toilet for two years, click here.

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23 thoughts on ““Bishop” and Mother Arrested After Making Kids Live with Corpse”

  1. Best mugshot ever. I’m gonna practice that look for my next drivers license photo.

  2. I had not thought of that, but you’re correct. The Lazarus guild is strong within the intelligence community. They would not approve of DIY necromancy. It’s them, licensed contractors or no one! And I agree, that Boo-shey name is quite suspicious.

  3. Jill,

    Refusing to consult with a professional necromancer to insure a proper corpse-raising is grounds for an NSA letter.

    Imagine Bishop’s countenance when the passed away, indeed, reversed course.

    **Added note**.
    The talking head in yesterday’s report pronounced “Bishop” Alan Busheys’ name as Boo-shey. Now that calls for speculation.

  4. Furthermore, aren’t these people aware that Zombies are still able to cash their checks (Dick Cheney does) and they work for free on sugar cane farms (Dick hires contract zombies in his place, much as he did with his deferements in Vietnam). This wasn’t a well-thought out plan.

  5. whooliebacon,

    Are you suggesting a motive for refusing to consult with a professional necromancer to insure a proper corpse raising? –hmmmm…

  6. Just saw a channel 27 Wisconsin news report (5/12) that the Social Security checks of the deceased were being deposited even as she sat dead for two months.

  7. Sounds like “Bishop” might be preaching with snakes too.

  8. Sure it did LindyLou! (That was hilarious.)

    Saifuddin,

    That question is just a PhD waiting to happen! I recommend this book: Flushed, How the Plumber Saved Civilization by W. Hodding Carter.

    Jill

  9. What!!! I know Madison liberals get blamed for lots of different things, but this happened in Necedah, way over on the other side of the Wisconsin River, several counties away. Only the news report came from Madison.

    NECEDAH TOWNSHIP, Wis. — A Juneau County deputy asked to check on an elderly woman found her decaying body in the bathroom of a house inhabited by three others.

    Be careful, you buncha lawyers!

  10. BismillaharRahmanirRahim

    salam ‘alaykum. This is a very interesting story. And you make a very interesting note on the subject saying,

    Bathrooms seem to have become the favorite sanctuary for the deranged. Recently, a boyfriend was arrested after letting his girlfriend sit on the toilet for two years

    This is an interesting connection. What is it about the toilet and the deranged? Is this the only occurrence of something like this? Or is there a history there?

    -Saifuddin

  11. I’ll tell you Mespo, I can understand home necromancy, but these two being married was just too much to contemplate. I’m so glad that’s not true!

    Toilets will never seem the same after this and Larry Craig.

    Jill

  12. Jill:

    I could have sworn I read somewhere that Mom and Bishop were married but I can’t find it so I think I am in error. Sorry about that.

  13. P.S. Just checked out reviews of Re-Animator. I want to get that–for science of course!

  14. I thought is was a remake of “Re-animator”. Wanna bet the reason given for the failed resurrection is that the bishop, et ux didn’t pray hard enough?

  15. O.K. Only funeral directors are licensed necromancers. If you must try this at home you need toothpicks and wheatballs. This plan was doomed from the start. Amateurs!

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