As many on this blog know, we try to keep track of who is likely to assert tyrannical control over the Earth so that the Turley bloggers can be the first to capitulate and curry favor. We now have two stories that, when combined, indicate that it will be our monkey masters. A report has surfaced that monkeys have proven capable of using robots with mind control devices. When combined with the recent story of robots capable of surviving on biomass, including human body parts, the meaning is obvious: our monkey overlords will soon be operating human-eating robots with their minds.

How satisfying the research at Pittsburgh University must be for the monkeys. Who is throwing the feces now, they must be gloating.

I have tried to prepare the Turley bloggers for this event by showing how to properly peel a banana in line with the directions of our monkey overlords.

Now, we must learn to live under the yoke of our robot-controlling Monkey overlords. I suggest that everyone study the video below in preparation:

For the monkey story, click here.