4500 Year Old Skeleton Found on Italian Beach

180px-Sunbathing_coupleWe have all seen them. People who have had far too much cosmetic surgery and skeletal diets who lay on beaches until they turn the color and texture of aged leather. It appears, however, that the Italians were able to find an actual skeleton among these sun-dwellers on a Roman beach — a 4,500 year old Roman.

The Roman appears to be a warrior killed by an arrow to the chest and has been dubbed “Nello.” Nello appears to have been buried with six small vases — but his feet are missing. They expect that sunbathers have been laying above a larger number of skeletons and excavations have been ordered.

ancientshoe1In the meantime, a pair of 8000 year old shoes were found in Missouri in a case, here

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9 thoughts on “4500 Year Old Skeleton Found on Italian Beach”

  1. rofl

    Now, now Gyges. You know there is a “professional hedonist escape clause” in that rule, well, it’s not really rule, as much as it is a suggestion. šŸ˜€

  2. Buddha,

    If that’s your opinion, I’m taking my lunch time Widmer 08 (A really good Belgian Golden Ale, try to get your hands on it. Their 25 year anniversary beer is a “Double Alt” and even though I’m opposed to the recent trend of making “Double\Imperial -style that has no business being made stronger-” this one is good.) and going home.

  3. Gotta love Buddha’s frozen mask of constipation. He looks like he’s trying to pinch off a turd the size of his ego. Good luck shit-for-brains!

  4. By the way jackass, have you finally graduated from your diploma mill ambulance chaser school you were attending? by jackass, I mean buddhaspank!

  5. Buddha, I can see you continue to stink up this already putrescent blog with your own brand of stupidity and obvious narcissism. You still need to get yourself checked in to the county mental health center, to get your meds adjusted. I wonder why “Jonathan Turdley”continues to allow you to post the ridicilous drivel you do on a daily basis. Well, it is pretty obvious this website is perfectly erected for boob-cathchers like you to post inane rants and attempts at sounding articulate and erudite. keep it up, someday you might get you GED.

  6. Nello,

    You might want to up your SPF and maybe add a moisturizer. You’re starting to dry out.

  7. And you think sleeping on a day old dead body in Las Vegas is not to bad in today’s society.

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