Is That an Ice Cream Cone or Are You Just Glad to See Me? Company Introduces “Vice Cream”

180px-StrawberryIceIf you are tired of the Viagra shakes, get ready for “Vice Cream.” A company is marketing “The Sex Pistol” which is marketed as pumping up your libido with your calorie intake with a mix of sexual-empowering ingredients, including ginkgo, biloba, arginine and guarana — and La Fee Absinthe.

You have to be 18 or over to buy a sex pistol at The Icecreamist boutique.

Nestle has long made the connection between ice cream and libido:

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23 thoughts on “Is That an Ice Cream Cone or Are You Just Glad to See Me? Company Introduces “Vice Cream””

  1. Buddha Is Laughing 1, August 11, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    I’d offer you some rope but it looks like you brought your own.

    We are more than sensitibe and aware of your cognitive problems.

    My advice – Quit the scotch for breakfast, to start, and work your way up from there until you reach ‘sobriety’. Check AA.

    You will likely never be ‘good as new’, but it will halt your predictable decline – for the foreseeable near future.

    That’s the best I can offer. Sorry.

  2. I asked him nopt to remove yours of mooing cows directed toward me -as evidence..

    You are nothing but a Big FAT Baby…


  3. Prof,

    I request you remove Patty’s perpetual attacks. If she persists, I request you ban her. I think it is clear from recent exchanges, she has no intention of ever being civil.

  4. I’d much appreciate less sexcual innuendo from the resident slob, Buddha.

    His attempts at off-color humor, unlike JT’s, causes my stomach to turn, as does the majority of his commentary, of late and I simnply ADORE sex …

    … with my partner(of 15 years)!!!!!!!!!

  5. Um, the lady with the Ice Creme cone forgot to remove her wedding band…

    I feel sorry for the kids growing up nowadays, especially for little girls. Everything has sexual overtones or sexual innuendo. How can even preteens keep their minds on homework and school when they see that, eventually, all that really matters in life is sex and how sexy one can be instead of striving to do something constructive for humankind besides breeding.

  6. I’m just waiting for McD’s to figure out this marketing strategy. After all, it’s only yet another


    “food product”.

    Some day soon, you’ll be able to order the McBoner Burger with special two part stimulating fries.

  7. whoolie bringing the morning comedy heat. Careful or you’ll melt the story. One has to admire the efficiency of a two word joke.

  8. Well I do like my Ice Cream before I go to be. I however just roll over and go to sleep.

  9. whooliebacon 1, August 11, 2009 at 8:31 am

    No toasted nuts?

    Just [Es] steamed.

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