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America Bombs Moon Back Into Stone Age — Al Qaeda Strength on Moon Confirmed Within 100 Insurgents of Afghan Levels

ffThe United States of America opened a can of whoop — and bombed the Moon this morning. Early reports are promising in terms of any resistance. However, prior to the execution of the LCROSS mission, it was confirmed that the strength of Al Qaeda on the moon is within 100 insurgents of the levels in Afghanistan.

Last week, U.S. national security adviser James Jones stated that there are no more than 100 Al Qaeda operatives left in Afghanistan. here. That means that the Moon is within 100 insurgents of the insurgents facing us in the Afghanistan theatre. As a result, it is expected that there will soon be calls for an surge on the Moon to face the galactic Al Qaeda threat.

For those of you who are “Blame Earth First” voters, I will remind you that previously the Moon Men attacked our planet. They started it:

The current score is Earth I, Moon 0. Here is our first move against the lunar threat, which has been declared a success by NASA.

44 thoughts on “America Bombs Moon Back Into Stone Age — Al Qaeda Strength on Moon Confirmed Within 100 Insurgents of Afghan Levels”

  1. nilly and Deborah, re: ’60’s

    At least my status in the Voodoo community hasn’t entirely affected my memory. If it were Nixon, I wouldn’t believe it, either.

  2. Well she can hang her hat on the Kennedy Administration for pumping “billins” of dollars into the space program in the early 60’s. NASA was given blank checks,”carte blanche” to develop rockets and fuel systems that would send “man” to the moon, and get him back alive!

  3. FFLEO,

    Science funding employs scientists, engineers, machinists, janitors, etc. and improves the lives of everyone.

  4. Meanwhile, people are out of work,losing their homes and careers, livin’ on the curb to which they were kicked with kids in tow, and…

  5. I’m not sure how radiation belts affects voodoo, but the mojo from “Van Allen” could get nasty. Maybe Marie Laveau had a special incantation or amulet for warding off the effects of death dealing radiation particles..

  6. “Hey, billy, there are still folks who think the moon landing was done on a set, completely staged.”

    My grandmother was absolutely convinced that the moon landing was a fake, but only because she refused to believe anything good could come out of the Nixon administration.

  7. billy

    I’ll check out the book, but I know the people who claim that are just very sad. I’ve listened to Cronkite’s Science Advisor multiple times (can’t think of his name.) For years, he insisted that Mars had water, and everyone said he was nuts. Now we know that’s not true.

    As for the bad mojo, thanks for the warning. I thought I had told you I’m a Voodoo Priestess, so bad mojo is no threat to me…maybe I should offer my services to NASA? I don’t think they’ll take me; I’m having so much fun visiting doctors, and now I have MS!! Just think of me as a political Job; it’s not God and the Devil, it’s Republicans and Democrats, and this is really about the public option. But no, I will not give up!! Clap your hands and say, Public Option!

  8. Read the “Interrupted Journey”, by John Fuller. It is an eye-opening book. It would be hard to account for the moon rocks, if it were staged at CBS studios on Fairfax Blvd. as some contend. The moon rocks are composed of various minerals and some that have an origin “not of this earth”. Armalcolite is but one of many minerals that was discovered after analysis was done with the lunar samples in question..

  10. The U.S. Government acting like it owns the moon? Why should that seem odd? Whenever someone says, the Palestinian right to return is paramount, I’ll listen to them. Just as soon as they return their own property the Native Americans. Then we have something to talk about. I’d like to hear from the Moon Men and see how they feel. If they are allowing Al-Qaeda to operate there, well, I have a problem with that.

    Sorry. Just got up and haven’t had my “coffee” either.

    Hey, billy, there are still folks who think the moon landing was done on a set, completely staged.
    Excuse me, I need to see those Fixed TV hosts’ heads explode when our man got the Nobel. That’s entertainment!

  11. Jill 1, October 9, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Yes itis BuelahMan. Unfortunately, they didn’t get Osama. They took out a bunch of aliens on the dark side of the moon though!
    **********************8

    Can’t be true, Bush and Cheney are still amongst us.

    I.C.E.

    Immigration and Custom and Enforcement.

  13. Jill, I just saw on FOX, NASA has been searching for sources of water on the surface of the moon. This is what happens when I haven’t had my first cup of coffee. Thanks…

  17. Apparently when Apollo 11 landed on the moon, a “bogie” (alien space craft) was sighted resting on the lunar surface, by commander of the Eagle, astronaut Neil Armstrong. His transmission back to mission control in Houston was scrambled before it could be transmitted to “listeners” in America and around the world. Allegedly, the astronauts Neil and Buzz were told to not travel more that 100 feet from the Eagle after landing on the surface of the moon. Did this really happen? I doubt it, but a number of people have stated that this was the case. I would think any astronaut would have been terrified by so inexplicable a sight, a quarter of a million miles from home. This just is a further example of the “steely” nerve of these astronauts, who are all ex-fighter pilots. Thats’ why they have “the Right Stuff”..

  19. Yes itis BuelahMan. Unfortunately, they didn’t get Osama. They took out a bunch of aliens on the dark side of the moon though!

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