The dangers of drunk Ewoks is a little known danger for costume parties. However, the Today Show became the unwitting focus of inebriated Ewoks, including Al Roker who appears have a claim for sexual assault.
Ewoks too often are treated as cute denizens of a far off planet. What is less known is the criminal side of this species, including the Ewokefia — the organized crime syndicate of Ewoks big in the rackets and narcotics trades.
They are not some fluffy space characters as Predator learned recently: