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Honey, Why Is The Peanut Butter Runny?

Rex had a secret talent that his owners were unaware of until one fateful night . . .

It is not clear if the extended tongue evolved before or after the introduction of cylindrical peanut butter jars.

36 thoughts on “Honey, Why Is The Peanut Butter Runny?”

  2. BIL,
    Watch your mailbox for peanuts coming your way…..they are best in a cookie!

  3. No kidding peanut butter was a cause of death in Victorian England. Who woulda thunk it.

    El mantequilla de cacahuate de la morte.

  4. It’s a useful legume and the third leading cause of homicide in Victorian England. Not many people know of peanut butter’s bloody past. Even today I suspect that peanut butter had something to do with the arrest of Mayor Pro Tem Hyer. Valuable and versatile, yes. But insidious as well. And it targets children, adults, the elderly! It knows no boundaries! We need to stop peanut butter before it spreads!

    I know! I know.

    Feel free to throw things at that last joke. Preferably peanuts.

  5. Canadian Eh:

    the combo, Chili was leftover burgers and the pb was the government surplus stuff. Back in the 70’s. I still remember so it must really have sucked. Can I sue the school system for impersonating a restaurant?

  6. It is a fabulous combo….especially if using natural peanutbutter….yummmm. If I didn’t already have dinner roasting in the oven I think that’s what I’d have to have!

  7. Pardon me:

    “I like honey with my peanut butter.”

    that is a great combination on a good multi-grain bread.

  9. Canadian Eh:

    I remember school lunches with pb&j sandwiches with Chili, that definitely was a crime.

  10. My Dachshund can get his entire head in a jar of peanut butter. Keeps him occupied for about 20 minutes depending on how much is left.

  11. Valuable and Versitile, I can see how easily a crime could revolve around peanut butter.

  12. “‘Moof, moof!’ A smacking noise and more of the weird call sounded across the moor.” – Excerpt of first draft of Hound of the Baskervilles by A.C. Doyle in which the crime revolved around a jar of peanut butter.

    True story.

  13. I personally knwo 2 canines who would do exactly the same thing if they were able to reach the cupboard that houses the peanutbutter

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