There is only one thing more vile that a guy defecating in the car of his girlfriend as a sign of his unhappiness in the relationship: selecting the wrong car. This is why Hallmark is a good option for people like Austin Purifoy, 18, of Las Cruces, New Mexico.
When the owner of a Honda came out to his car to find Purifoy pulling up his pants after depositing his message, Purifoy allegedly said, This is your car? I thought this was Desiree’s Car.” He then fled, leaving the forensic evidence in the car.
He also allegedly broke the passenger side window and cleaned out of the glove box and change drawer.
Well, Ladies, it appears that Austin Purifoy may be on the market again.
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Kudos: Steve Mannon