First there was the sighting of a vampire after a crash on the roads of Colorado. Now, witnesses have come forward to report of a car of zombies who first crashed their car on Interstate 84 and then got out and walked around.
The occupants of the car insisted that they were merely dressed as zombies and going to a party when they swerved into traffic and rolled over their car. What is astonishing is that the police accepted that explanation that they were “dressed a zombies.” What else would a zombie say when caught by police?
This is precisely why responsible transportation departments like Austin Texas have signs that warn of zombie sightings:
One helpful site reminds readers to “avoid humanizing the fiends. Although the body may have once been used by Aunt June or a favorite pet, it is now simply a meat suit worn by evil–evil that is looking for brains to snack on and will not care about relationships the previous occupant had established.” Wise advise indeed.