Woman Hospitalized By Hickey

A New Zealand woman is proof that no hickey is entirely harmless. The woman experienced paralysis after her boyfriend gave her a hickey on her neck. She is expecting to fully recover . . . as for the relationship, the prognosis is unclear.

The 44-year-old woman went to the emergency room after suffering a mild stroke attributed to the hickey — losing movement in her left arm. They found a bruise on her neck near a major artery and one doctor explained “because it was a love bite there would be a lot of suction.”

What is the treatment for a life-threatening hickey you ask? They gave her an anti-coagulant.

Now for our daily Packers joke . . .

Did you hear about the new Green Bay Packers Cologne? You put it on and the other guy scores.

Source: MSNBC

27 thoughts on “Woman Hospitalized By Hickey”

  1. Pete would you care to he a repete with all the seamen you can handle this year?
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    wtf?

  2. Hell….I knew a state Rep that died from strangulation during sex…Turn out the lights the party’s really over……

  3. Wow! That is one of the most dangerous hickeys in history. It reminds me of Crazy T—-y in college who set the dorm record with 23 hickeys on his body at one time! I will leave out the gory details!

  4. Because, I’m always looking for an excuse to listen to Tom Jones.

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRQtldkHT3E&w=480&h=390]

  5. He was given the Oreck challege as all good cadets get and he was blown away. Pete would you care to he a repete with all the seamen you can handle this year?

  6. It’s hard to believe this as true. Had she Warren right before this occurrence. I am sure she was done in between.

  7. eniobob
    1, January 21, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Wrap the boyfriend up in duct tape put wheels on his feet,put a hose in his mouth and pass him off as a vacumm cleaner.

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    lol … never a big fan of the hickey giver

    Snow here too but driving conditions are good. You all take care.

  8. eniobob,

    Thanks for the Jon Stewart “Socialism Studies” video (another thread). Very funny. Yep, know what you mean about “slipping and sliding.” Close call last night when my car slid down a rather steep hill. Thankfully, there was a snow bank… No damage, no injuries, lucky. Stay safe.

  9. Thanks Ms anon nurse for my learning expierience to start off my invigorating day along with slipping and sliding in the streets this morning with our latest bout with the snow.

  10. Seriously, though, just don’t massage the carotid (starts at about the 20 second mark):

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKfsOeWyEU0&w=480&h=390]

  11. Nice graphics choice there, Prof.

    And I liked the Packers joke too.

    Don’t tell the Chiefs I said this but . . . (whispering) “Go Bears!”

  12. Wrap the boyfriend up in duct tape put wheels on his feet,put a hose in his mouth and pass him off as a vacumm cleaner.

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