Submitted by Elaine Magliaro, Guest Blogger
All you Christian warriors out there best make ready for battle! Sean Hannity and the Catholic League’s Bill Donohue are now claiming that there is a war on Easter. “Oh no!” you say. “Who would do such a thing?” Why, Lady Gaga, comedian Ricky Gervais, and a few other dastardly demons—that’s who.
I even heard it through the grapevine that the CEO of Easter Bunnies, Inc., is hopping mad. I was told that he’s organized his bunny brigade and worked in co-operation with the president of Hatchling Chicks Corporation to devise a plan to go after anti-Easterites like Lady Gaga and Gervais.
Get your trebuchets ready! I’ll bring eggs. We’re planning to meet in Mister MacGregor’s garden tomorrow at the first light of dawn. We’ll shell the hard-boiled enemies of Easter ova and ova again until they surrender. They won’t know what hit them.
Are you ready to join me and my fellow warriors?
More about the War on Easter:
Stephen Colbert has an excellent summary of the story for us here: Easter Under Attack—Egg Edition
Fox News And Catholic League’s Bill Donohue Invent ‘War On Easter’ (Think Progress)
Easter Brings Out the Crazies (Catholic League)
Hannity – War on Easter (4.21.11) I couldn’t embed video. Here’s the link:
Elaine M.
I am glad to see the hatred of liberals who believe in Government taxing us to give to others. The 16th amendment was not designed to create a 14 trillion dollar debt. Also, Obama has added to our debt in 2 years more than any other president (fact). He did it with a Democratic congress (fact). Bush’s last 2 years when the stimulus package was passed was with a democratic congress (fact). In Clinton’s administration he had to work with a Republican congress which brought about balancing the budget (fact). At the end of the day Socialistic policies do not work and that was what we saw Clinton begin with Welfare reform (fact). Barney Frank (D-Mass.) caused our housing debacle by opening the door for poor people to buy houses they could not afford. I know a liberal will try to blam Wall street but it is actually Fannie and Freddie who by the way will soon need another bailout.
This is what he won’t address.
Otteray Scribe
No wonder you support Obama healthcare. You stand to get rich off of it. Besides, I do get it my way at BK and this may not be radio but I do answer the tough questions.
Otteray,
Do we have to wonder where Jim gets his talking points and pseudo-information?
An afterthought. Jim sez: “…questions that may appear to be difficult to answer.”
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Two things. First, this is not radio and we do not do requests. Second, this is not Burger King and you do not get it your way.
Third, I am waiting on a question worth answering. Nah, not really.
Jim, I damn sure do. It is how I make my living.
Otteray Scribe
You should know!
Jim, there are medications for that condition.
Buddha Is Laughing
Buddha is dead but JESUS is Alive!!!
Otteray Scribe
You know I am about the only level headed conservative here but I don’t run away from my remarks nor do disregard questions that may appear to be difficult to answer.
I know all of my facts above drive liberals crazy. Liberals can run from them but they can’t hide.
Jim: Meh!
Otteray Scribe
I like how when you can’t answer you avoid the question. That shows weakness!
Jim, we have given you far more time than your “arguments” are worth.
Buddha Is Laughing
I see rafflaw and you can’t answer the question. What have you given?
FACT: I’m glad to see the persistent insanity of the religious right.
FACT: It’s a hoot.
rafflaw
Jesus gave all he had. What have you given?
I am glad to see the hatred of liberals who believe in Government taxing us to give to others. The 16th amendment was not designed to create a 14 trillion dollar debt. Also, Obama has added to our debt in 2 years more than any other president (fact). He did it with a Democratic congress (fact). Bush’s last 2 years when the stimulus package was passed was with a democratic congress (fact). In Clinton’s administration he had to work with a Republican congress which brought about balancing the budget (fact). At the end of the day Socialistic policies do not work and that was what we saw Clinton begin with Welfare reform (fact). Barney Frank (D-Mass.) caused our housing debacle by opening the door for poor people to buy houses they could not afford. I know a liberal will try to blam Wall street but it is actually Fannie and Freddie who by the way will soon need another bailout.
HenMan,
As I recall my catechism lessons from the Benedictine nuns, Jesus was the very first liberal!
Raff-
Jesus was a good man, but he really should do something about all those Republicans who claim to be his followers. They are bringing his name into disrepute. It wouldn’t hurt if he came back and reviewed some of his liberal-progressive ideas with the dimwits who think he wrote the 2nd Amendment and invented the Fox News Channel.
W=c,
You are most welcome. One lives to be of service. Now quick!
Look busy.
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