21 thoughts on “Deer Crossing”

  3. “. . . I DID MEET SOMEONE ON INTERNET AND THO IT WAS MEANT TO BE AN ENEMY HE WAS A LIFE SAVER AND NOW HES DEAD AND FORGIVEN! I KEEP MY HEAD AND ASS WHERE I WANT HAVE A NICE LIFE!!!”

    “I see crazy people.”

    “In your dreams?”

    “All the time.”

  5. LOOK LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU I DONT WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU I CANT STAND YOU,,GO ON WITH YOUR BLISSFUL LIFE,,,,SOMEHOW YOU SPEND ALL DAY ALL NITE EMAILING ME AND POSTING,,,IF YOU HAD SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THAN CONTACT ME YOU WOULD DO IT,,YES I DID MEET SOMEONE ON INTERNET AND THO IT WAS MEANT TO BE AN ENEMY HE WAS A LIFE SAVER AND NOW HES DEAD AND FORGIVEN! I KEEP MY HEAD AND ASS WHERE I WANT HAVE A NICE LIFE!!!

  6. Maybe someone would if you’d pull your head out it. Nobody here, but you can probably find a taker on that offer somewhere on the Internet.

  8. Thank you Buddha.

    Maggie, I know when I’ve been whupped by a Palin-like, hardheaded wall. CARRY ON! and welcome to this fine blawg.

  9. Moron? Oh, no, that doesn’t describe FFLEO in the slightest. Not that he needs me to defend him, but FFLEO is an intelligent and thoughtful poster – a long time and valued member of this community. He is well thought of here by the majority because he earned that respect. You, on the other hand, not so much.

  12. Maggie Dear,

    Please, feel free, you do not have to be “YOU” on this blawg…branch out, be adventurous, use the entire keyboard except for the CAPS LOCK, except when grammatically correct, e.g. with a capital letter at the start of sentences, et cetera.

  13. Whelp, I knowed if’n won of them wess’ginny hillbillies had a computer he would respond that his’n answer to this problem wuz to change one letter of the word Deer and wait fer the 2-legged bait tae cross…

  17. Maggie Simi: Look over on the left side of your keyboard. You will see a key that says “Caps Lock.” Put your finger on it and press it one time.

  18. FYI, with this instance, I have heard this joke from THREE states now (friends in Texas and Florida being the other two). The first time was several years ago. I think this is an urban legend, it is a funny thought and I think some comedian may have tickled himself with it and just sent it in or something.

  20. YES IT IS! THANKS BE TO GOD AND THE HERO AND ME!! BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND SOMETHING I SEE THAT YOU DONT! THESE DEERS DONT THINK LIKE NORMAL DEER!

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