In today’s high-paced world, every woman needs a portable, collapsible husband who can fit in an overhead compartment. That is what police found in a prison in Quintana, Mexico where a woman left a conjugal visit with her husband with him folded inside her suitcase.
This could open up a whole new market for the “carry-on husband.”
Guards thought Maria del Mar Arjona, 19, looked nervous and stopped her and inspected her bag. They found Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position with her toiletries. Ramirez is serving time for weapons possession.
The Police previously described such a case:
I’d invite you back to my place
It’s only mine because it holds my suitcase
It looks like home to me alright
But it’s a hundred miles from yesterday nightMust I be the man in a suitcase
Is it me, the man with the stranger’s face
Must I be the man in a suitcase
Is it me, the man with the stranger’s faceAnother key for my collection
For security I race for my connection
Bird in a flying cage you’ll never get to know me well
The world’s my oyster, a hotel room’s a prison cellMust I be the man in a suitcase
Is it me, the man with the stranger’s face
Must I be the man in a suitcase
Is it me, the man with the stranger’s faceI’d invite you back to my place
It’s only mine because it holds my suitcase
It looks like home to me alright
But it’s a hundred miles from yesterday night
Must I be the man in a suitcase
Is it me, the man with the stranger’s face
Must I be the man in a suitcase
Is it me, the man with the stranger’s face
Must I be the man in a suitcase
Is it me, the man with the stranger’s face
Must I be the man in a suitcase
Is it me, the man with the stranger’s face
Huff Post has a picture of the man.
Who let her bring in a suitcase in the first place? Not like it was vacation!
The Police – “Man in a Suitcase”
Women throughout the free world often carry their boyfriend/husband/sig-other, and more than likely many more than one ‘feller’ at a time, in their suitcases everday and worldwide.
Surprisingly, the boyfriends all have the same name—BOB
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An experienced international traveler just takes the necessities and picks up what one needs at the destination. It works for incidental wardrobe and….?
FFLEO: Oooof.
I ain’t no lawyur (‘cept pro say, mebbe), but ‘dis sheer shore is a’ lookin’ to be a ‘open n’ shut case…
I’m just a traveling man….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0janfcZ8LUw
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Who knew a law blog in the morning.would make me spit coffee at the screen. Nice job guys.
@Buddha — Nice pedestaling and White Knighting, but I don’t think it’s going to get you anywhere. Back down to mommy’s basement and reusme your “activities.”
Buddha,
One lives to be of service.
🙂
“Good humor is where you find it.” There are some people who rarely find it…anywhere.
Elaine,
Simply put: well done. In honor of that finely tuned joke, I freely transfer the rimshot from my joke to yours as is deserving. Good humor is where you find it.
A lot of women think their husbands are luggage.
James Brown’s “Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag” comes to mind.
And it was still more spacious than some New York City apartments.
(insert rimshot here)
Hope she didn’t try to fly him home. That would have been expensive with the excess baggage charges and all.