-Submitted by David Drumm (Nal), Guest Blogger
“Dr.” Melissa Clouthier (left) isn’t happy with some of the female attendees at CPAC 2012. The Dr. is in quotes because Clouthier is an alternative health “doctor” and part-time chiropractor. That is, a woo-meister, who thinks “Feng Shui makes lots of sense.”
Clouthier has some tips for women who wish to succeed in business or politics.
1. No cleavage. That’s right. Cover that up. I say “no” in absolutist terms because women will show a tiny bit and that’s okay, but really, in a business environment where ideas are the priority, a dude thinking about your ta-tas is counter-productive.
Ta-tas? How can anyone take someone who says ta-tas seriously?
2. Skirts no more than three finger-widths above the knee. Why do I even have to write this? Well, because someone is allowing these girls out of the house with mini-skirts that reveal too much.
That’s right, someone else is to blame for “allowing” these girls to dress like that. Those poor girls are just victims of someone else’s negligence.
3. Save the stilettos for Saturday night on a date with your boyfriend.
How does being on a date with your boyfriend remove the sluttiness from wearing stilettos? The girl has already attracted her boyfriend, the stilettos aren’t for him.
4. Bend at the knee. No, I don’t want to see your butt.
Why is Clouthier looking at girls’ butts?
It makes perfect sense for a female to attract as many potential mates as possible, she wants to have as large a group as she can from which to make her selection. It is the females of most species who make the sexual selection. The males compete to win the female’s favors. It is one of the female’s strategies for reproductive success. These are the gender roles conservative culture warriors fight so hard to maintain.
H/T: Blue Texan.
Speaking of Which, Dating Guru Comes to CPAC
Shows you how to hook up with the Sluts of CPAC.
Conservatives down on their luck in the love department, fear no more. CPAC has just the event for you. The schedule for the largest annual gathering of conservatives includes a special forum this year for right-wing singles.
Guiding them through daring dating waters will be dating coach Wayne Elise, pictured at right, shirtless and holding a pair of tiny scissors. He has been hailed a pick-up artist and an escape artist (this doesn’t scare us at all). “Learn everything from how to avoid scaring away your own personal Dagny Taggart in the first five minutes of the conversation, to whether Tea Partiers and Occupiers can share something more than a dislike for bailouts,” the description for the event says. For the uniformed, Taggart is the protagonist in Ayn Rand‘s Atlas Shrugged.
The event will be held Thursday, Feb. 9 in the McKinley room at the Marriott.
Men ? I’ve heard Whore Dog
And here are the Top Ten You Just Might Be A Slut Jokes
10.You might be a slut if you’re on a first name basis with the kind folks over at Planned Parenthood.
9. You might be a slut if your kid comes out Black, white, arab, persian, asian and Bostonian…
8. You might be a slut if you wear crotchless panties to “save time”.
7. You might be a slut if you sort the people you’ve slept with by state.
6. You might be a slut if an ATM isn’t something you get money out of, unless you’re a whore, then you might.
5 If you spray perfume on your yoo hoo you just might be a slut.
4 You might be a slut if you’ve ever flipped over a mattres to hide the stains.
3.You might be a slut if you can whistle dixie while inserting a cucumber in your mouth.
2 If you’ve ever blacked out from playing a game of “never have I ever,” you might a slut.
and coming in at number 1 and You might be a slut if pregnancy is your prefered form of birth control.
Bdaman ,
…used to describe men, too, at times… I don’t care for it in either case..
The word slut is just demeaning to all women. Kinda like calling Whitney Huston a crack ho.
Yeah I don’t think the professor would approve of the title but what the heck lets run with it.
“Slut?” Help me out here… I’m nearly speechless.
There’s a deep, deep divide in this country… and it isn’t about cleavage…
I guess Ann didn’t get the memo
Panel of Strong Conservative Women Shows CPAC Audience “The RIGHT View”
The panel included Michelle Duggar, matriarch of the family in TLC’s “19 Kids & Counting,”
The right view must be with their legs in the air 🙂
Here’s the 2010 line up for the women of CPAC
one can never have too many virtues…. that others must abide by or else be excluded from the principaled pac…..
NICE !!!!!
I always say accentuate the positives
She is fracking brilliant
one can never have too many virtues…. that others must abide by or else be excluded from the principaled pac…..
Cant tell about the cleavege
She has some huge ta ta’s
She actually believes covered or uncovered makes a difference in men thinking about women’s breasts?
Does she actually know any men?
Women could be encased in concrete and a huge percentage of men would still be thinking about their breasts.