The “Sluts” Of CPAC

-Submitted by David Drumm (Nal), Guest Blogger

“Dr.” Melissa Clouthier (left) isn’t happy with some of the female attendees at CPAC 2012. The Dr. is in quotes because Clouthier is an alternative health “doctor” and part-time chiropractor. That is, a woo-meister, who thinks “Feng Shui makes lots of sense.”

Clouthier has some tips for women who wish to succeed in business or politics.

1. No cleavage. That’s right. Cover that up. I say “no” in absolutist terms because women will show a tiny bit and that’s okay, but really, in a business environment where ideas are the priority, a dude thinking about your ta-tas is counter-productive.

Ta-tas? How can anyone take someone who says ta-tas seriously?

2. Skirts no more than three finger-widths above the knee. Why do I even have to write this? Well, because someone is allowing these girls out of the house with mini-skirts that reveal too much.

That’s right, someone else is to blame for “allowing” these girls to dress like that. Those poor girls are just victims of someone else’s negligence.

3. Save the stilettos for Saturday night on a date with your boyfriend.

How does being on a date with your boyfriend remove the sluttiness from wearing stilettos? The girl has already attracted her boyfriend, the stilettos aren’t for him.

4. Bend at the knee. No, I don’t want to see your butt.

Why is Clouthier looking at girls’ butts?

It makes perfect sense for a female to attract as many potential mates as possible, she wants to have as large a group as she can from which to make her selection. It is the females of most species who make the sexual selection. The males compete to win the female’s favors. It is one of the female’s strategies for reproductive success. These are the gender roles conservative culture warriors fight so hard to maintain.

H/T: Blue Texan.

68 thoughts on “The “Sluts” Of CPAC”

  1. Otteray Scribe, It would not get too far if right wing republican women weren’t buying in to it.

  2. WOW OS……You too took great licensing in paraphrasing “Beauty is skin deep and ugly is to the bone…. “…..But what do I know……The Devil made me do it….

  3. Looks like bdaman won the Jonesing title going away.

    The ongoing War on Women is scary because some women have bought into it. And are actually enabling it. As for “Dr.” Melissa Clouthier and NH state Rep. Jeanine Notter, it appears they are trying to outdo Michelle Bachmann and Virginia Foxx in the batshit crazy department.

    Haldol and Thorazine is good for some conditions, but I don’t think there is any medication to cure stupid. To paraphrase the late Flip Wilson, wrong is only skin deep, but stupid goes clear to the bone.

  4. !Woo!????!

    Accredited chiropractic programs in the U.S. require that applicants have 90 semester hours of undergraduate education with a grade point average of at least 3.0 on a 4.0 scale. Many programs require at least three years of undergraduate education, and more are requiring a bachelor’s degree.[80] Canada requires a minimum three years of undergraduate education for applicants, and at least 4200 instructional hours (or the equivalent) of full‐time chiropractic education for matriculation through an accredited chiropractic program.[81]

    Graduates of the Canadian Memorial Chiropractic College (CMCC) are formally recognized to have at least 7–8 years of university level education.[82][83] The World Health Organization (WHO) guidelines suggest three major full-time educational paths culminating in either a DC, DCM, BSc, or MSc degree. Besides the full-time paths, they also suggest a conversion program for people with other health care education and limited training programs for regions where no legislation governs chiropractic.[1]
    well that’s about the same schooling as lawyers, no?

    a quick look at her blog reveals a rather fundy rightwingster, very anti-Obama and abortion who refers to herself as a ‘breeder’. Personally I don’t disagree with any of her suggestions above but as for the stillettos….’The girl has already attracted her boyfriend, the stilettos aren’t for him.’ Well stilettos, the famous cfmp’s- they cast a too wide and undiscerning net…

  5. Swarthmom mom,

    A friend told me about that clip (and what happened at CPAC), but I hadn’t watched it yet. Thank for posting it.

  6. Well with Maddow at least she doesn’t have to worry about the high cost of contraception.

    Maddow’s favourite saying, if you can’t lick’em join’em

  7. What’s the point of saying anything?
    Bdaman is here, everybody else has gone. Looking for a sensible person’s comment.

    Thanks, Gene H.

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  9. Need I tell this wingnut that chiropractors aren’t doctors and never were? If you have a DEA license to perscribe all classes of medication, you’re a doctor.

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