It’s Official: A Dingo Did Eat Her Baby

It is now official: a dingo did eat her baby. The terrible story of the disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain in 1980 became an international sensation with a movie, “A Cry In The Dark,” and the famous tag line “A Dingo ate my baby.” Azaria’s mother Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton was jailed for murder and her husband Michael given a suspended sentence as an accessory after the fact. However, both were cleared in 1987. Now a coroner says the mother was telling the truth from the start and that dingoes were likely responsible. The finding confirms the view of many and confirms the chilling nightmare created by the state for this grieving family. We previously discussed the new investigation and evidence.

Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton cried with the finding and stated that “No longer will Australia be able to say the dingoes are not dangerous and will only attack if provoked.” She was given a new death certificate with a changed cause of death entry from “unknown” to “as a result of being attacked and taken by a dingo”. What a bitter success that must be for the family.

Source: Au.News

33 thoughts on “It’s Official: A Dingo <em>Did</em> Eat Her Baby”

  1. MATT,

    Just because you are fun(ny).

    My knowledge base is not congruent with yours. IE, I don’t know the things you do. You gave me enough info in the latest post to show me that that is a possible answer to hy I don’t understand you.

    Gonna let you do the work. Starting with Angelina, tell me the importance and context eventwise of each mentioning of thh persons named. And I meant Santa as a joke. How did you interpret it.

    Have fun.

    PS I summarize: I don’t know what the shit you are talking about. Caspisce?

  2. Be specific, ID707. Incoherent is what it is. It depends on what is is. Do you know what is is? Ask Bill Clinton. He’s in New York, presumably. Maybe he ran away to Alabama. Poor Buddy doesn’t get to go to Alabama. He got ran over by a car in New York. Secret Service Agents were not doing their job! Poor Buddy got ran over. Now Hillary’s pissed. That happened in New York. Would she still be pissed if it happened in Chicago.

    Hey, how about those cattle futures, Hillary. Are you still on the Walmart board of directors? No doubt, you know exactly what you’re doing. Perhaps you should put a uniform on, Ms. Rodham. But you don’t have the guts for that, do you.

  3. ID707,

    You aren’t Santa Claus. Do you want to date Angelina? Better make sure you wear a red suit.

  4. Matt,

    I might not want to look into your eyes either, and am not a dog (yet).

    So dogs love to look into mine, as do little kids under two years. I sometimes think I just resemble Santa Claus.

  5. ID707,

    I don’t like dogburger. I prefer beef. Do you know that dogs won’t look you in the eyes? That one did. An English Bull Terrier. She tried to bite me in my face. Good thing she had a collar on. Then she tried to kill Einstein, a Brindle English Bull Terrier. I put a 22 caliber bullet in the middle of her head.

  6. Yeah, IRL.

    Even I the unnerdiest one here knows “in real life” instead of “web life”; where all the world is a game and full of “living” relations, or surrogates. Depends, of course, Mine are, heh heh heh!, how about yours?

    Maybe the two have merged without me realizing it, Hmmm???

  7. You guys are Abbot and Costello, but you are too young to remember.

    Curious, Matt was feeling like eating dogburger that day.

    All you have to do is insert your finger, not in the anus, but in the jaws behind the last molars, plenty of room, and then push towards the throat.

    This will initiate a vomiting reflex (in the dog, idiot!). The other dog will run like hell and you hold on to junior meanwhile.

    Junior will give you a dirty look and you give him a biscuit, which he will spit out and give you another dirty look..

    Peaceful end of drama, unless jr is really mad and bites you.

    Apoligies to all whose various lines I have borrowed and re-used; for ex Blouise, etc.

  8. Curious,

    I had to shoot it in the head with a 22 revolver. Didn’t even consider the anus approach.

  9. Matt Johnson,

    I recently read the only way to get a pit bull to release another dog that he has attacked is to insert a finger into the pit bull’s anus. I’m inclined to believe that is the preferred way to deal with prosecutors, too. Especially the guys that handled the Willingham case.

  10. Regarding the reversal…

    They found another article of the child’s clothing – a “maternity jacket”. It was also near a dingo den. Spots in the car originally thought to be “blood” was found to be a red overspray created during manufacture. Those, in combination of the verified cases of other dingo attacks against children, resulted in the cleared death certificate.

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