Russian Orthodox Christians Offended By Apple Logo

-Submitted by David Drumm (Nal), Guest Blogger

While the Duma, the Russian Parliament, is considering laws to “to defend citizens’ religious feelings and national and spiritual values from blasphemy and insult,” Russian Orthodox Christians claim that the Apple logo is anti-Christian and insults their beliefs.

The bitten apple is symbolic of the story of Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge, appropriate for a company dealing with the dissemination of information. To Christians, the bitten apple symbolizes original sin and temptation by Satan.

This could be problematic for sales of Apple products in Russia.

The first Apple logo showed Issac Newton sitting under an apple tree with the words “a mind forever voyaging through strange seas of thought — alone,” from English poet William Wordsworth. The rainbow themed apple was selected and used from 1976-1998. The Glass-themed version has been used since 2003.

Apple also had trademark issues with The Beatles and their Apple Corps. Those issues were finally settled in 2007.

Crazy beliefs are not exclusive to religion and are of little consequence until they have the authority of the state behind them. Vladimir Putin seems hell-bent on helping Russian Orthodox Christians turn Russia into a Christian version of Saudi Arabia.

H/T: Austin Cline, Ophelia Benson, Forbes, Xbit Labs, Christian Post, The Register.

86 thoughts on “Russian Orthodox Christians Offended By Apple Logo”

  1. NB, ´RE-EDITED VERSION
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    idealist707
    1, November 5, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    SoTB,

    Nice to chat with you again. Seriously, it was getting a bit routine here, except for the recent appearance of Dr Harris, PhD—I hope you saw his writings.

    I’ll quote and comment. And as usual I’ll be more verbose than you as 44 years immersed in Swedish impairs my facitlity in English, and even my original capability was inclined to “the more words the better”.
    =======
    “Yes we besserwisers are a real pickle aren’t we? We do love our unsolicited verbosity (case in point above – LOL). ”
    =========

    I am often accúsed for the same, but perhaps they tire over time or I have succeeded in tightening up my style or providing more meat for thought—-who knows.
    Besserwisser was my primary goal in life as at a very early age I had to justifiy my presence with something, and it became besserwissery.
    If you are familiar with TA, which spontaneously re-entered my world recently, I was assuming a layer higher than those that I was talking to—-not popular.
    ============
    “OK to answer your questions you are going to have to intrigue me or challenge me more as the crew here is aware of my ADD and I get bored easily (LOL)”
    ===========
    OK, let’s test and see. BTW, I thought that my analysis of your put-down and big dog tactics should have waked more interest. No ad hominems, just pegging your tiresome tactics of dominating the scene.

    I have no DSM description. Probably because I am unique. I was initially classified in school as disruptive, but an exam at 11 years gave no further elucidation. I’ll go into that sometime if you are interested, suffice to say that being ostracised since 3 years of age gives a unique position to view the world and does not invite to social development. AS FOR YOURSELF, Wiki say you belong to the lethargic type, which is also a characteristic of mine. Are you lethargic. It was unclear if that was also a mental lethargy or only physical. ?????
    =============

    “Your “assumptions”. Now I’ll pull a technique which I have given the name of “pulling An ElaineM” as she uses it well and often in debates. What assumptions? Can you exemplify with several.

    As for the game of “remember that TV program, film etc. I cna’t play that one having been here for 44 years and none of us here to my knowdledge can follow a cable channel here, only locally sponsored re-runs of which many find fascinating but not I. Such good ones as Bill Cosby and West Wing caught my fancy.
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    “I’m not really a confrontational type but I do like the intellectual debate at times.”

    I have always been easily affronted and confrontational, chiefly for reasons of fear, better to attack and know where you stand vv “them” than to be attacked from behind, which seemed inevitable.
    Mostly conquered during the last year, but was “willing” to make an exception in your case.
    ==================

    “No I have never….—…guilty conscious (sic).
    Not correcting your spelling just assuring that I read right. It could in fact stand conscious and make good sense also.
    Reminds me of a story named “Ownz0red”, by Cory Doctorow. Know it? Same types of milieue and reflections. Would love to read your story if published.
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    “If they could bottle this for HUMINT then EIT would not be necessary any more. Right?

    What’s EIT?

    =====================

    And the coins fell into place in re assumptions and jumping to conclusions. We all jump to conclusions You did, assuming I was a meek person who would not react to a put down. Or you are perhaps the effervescent type who is impervious or even unaware to putdowns.

    Not me. I am a meek person who dislikes the limelight but who perversely casts himself head first into it. And am sensitive to the least (imagined?) putdown. There are so many to be seen when you are the least paranoid.

    And those mentioned were tactics often employed repeatedly by the same persons here. So you get to recognize them even if your meager social contacts have not previously prepared you for them.

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    As for your next comments, my reply disappeared into the maw of the beast. So briefy.

    Gossipy? Great!

    Being reknoww behind the red fuzz curtain? Great.

    Conpiracy theories? Some are well reseached and referenced like Russ Baker’s Bush book. Others are obviosly not, like Christ is coming to reward Mitt.
    Give us yours. I rely on folks like Ellsberg, Baker, Ishmael Jones, Hunter S Thompsons tale of the 1972 election, etc.

    And who are you disappointed in and which Congressman?

  2. SoTB,

    Nice to chat with you again. Seriously, it was getting a bit routine here, except for the recent appearance of Dr Harris, PhD—I hope you saw his writings.

    I’ll quote and comment. And as usual I’ll be more verbose than you as 44 years immersed in Swedish impairs my facitlity in English, and even my original capability was inclined to “the more words the better”.
    =======
    “Yes we besserwisers are a real pickle aren’t we? We do love our unsolicited verbosity (case in point above – LOL). ”
    =========

    I am often accúsed for the same, but perhaps they tire over time or I have succeeded in tightening up my style or providing more meat for thought—-who knows.
    Besserwisser was my primary goal in life as at a very early age I had to justifiy my presence with something, and it became besserwissery.
    If you are familiar with TA, which spontaneously re-entered my world recently, I was assuming a layer higher than those that I was talking to—-not popular.
    ============
    “OK to answer your questions you are going to have to intrigue me or challenge me more as the crew here is aware of my ADD and I get bored easily (LOL)”
    ===========
    OK, let’s test and see. BTW, I thought that my analysis of your put-down and big dog tactics should have waked more interest. No ad hominems, just pegging your tiresome tactics of dominating the scene.

    I have no DSM description. Probably because I am unique. I was initially classified in school as disruptive, but an exam at 11 years gave no further elucidation. I’ll go into that sometime if you are interested, suffice to say that being ostracised since 3 years of age gives a unique position to view the world and does not invite to social development. AS FOR YOURSELF, Wiki say you belong to the lethargic type, which is also a characteristic of mine. Are you lethargic. It was unclear if that was also a mental lethargy or only physical. ?????
    =============

    “Your “assumptions”. Now I’ll pull a technique which I have given the name of “pulling An ElaineM” as she uses it well and often in debates. What assumptions? Can you exemplify with several.

    As for the game of “remember that TV program, film etc. I cna’t play that one having been here for 44 years and none of us here to my knowdledge can follow a cable channel here, only locally sponsored re-runs of which many find fascinating but not I. Such good ones as Bill Cosby and West Wing caught my fancy.
    =============

    “I’m not really a confrontational type but I do like the intellectual debate at times.”

    I have always been easily affronted and confrontational, chiefly for reasons of fear, better to attack and know where you stand vv “them” than to be attacked from behind, which seemed inevitable.
    Mostly conquered during the last year, but was “willing” to make an exception in your case. 😉
    ==================

    “No I have never….—…guilty conscious (sic).
    Not correcting your spelling just assuring that I read right. It could in fact stand conscious and make good sense also.
    Reminds me of a story named “Ownz0red”, by Cory Doctorow. Know it? Same types of milieue and reflections. Would love to read your story if published.
    ==================

    “If they could bottle this for HUMINT then EIT would not be necessary any more. Right?

    61 sonofthunderboanerges
    1, November 5, 2012 at 9:44 am
    @Beldar (and others) – You’re really going to enjoy this one. Here’e the Twilight Zone episode “Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up?” (1961). Watch all three parts and watch Jack Elam (i.e. Beldar? The nut at the counter eating pie) go on and on about being an alien from another planet. Then watch the ending for a real unexpected outcome. Well made video for 1961. (wink wink)

    62 sonofthunderboanerges
    1, November 5, 2012 at 10:20 am
    @Idealist707 – “BTW do you cooperate with the FSS? ”

    What’s that? Did you mean FSB (Formerly FSK and KGB)? Cyrillic to English translations of acronyms are tricky. Like CCCP was supposed to mean USSR. Go figure!

    No I do not cooperate with them. I was told by a “lowly placed” individual “somewhere” that my cyber-rantings are viewed by them (and others here in USA) and I am considered a “persona non grata” over there and never to set foot in Moscow. I assured him that I have no intentions of ever visiting Putin’s strange topsy-turvey world. I feel bad that he has not come clean about a certain US Congressman visitor “still” there after decades… You see that’s the type of unsolicited verbosity they (et al) don’t like about me. I share information too much.

    The new tactic is to call what I (et al) do by the pseudo-pejorative term: conspiracy theory.

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    Enter your comment here…
    SoTB,

    Nice to chat with you again. Seriously, it was getting a bit routine here, except for the recent appearance of Dr Harris, PhD—I hope you saw his writings.

    I’ll quote and comment. And as usual I’ll be more verbose than you as 44 years immersed in Swedish impairs my facitlity in English, and even my original capability was inclined to “the more words the better”.
    =======
    “Yes we besserwisers are a real pickle aren’t we? We do love our unsolicited verbosity (case in point above – LOL). ”
    =========

    I am often accúsed for the same, but perhaps they tire over time or I have succeeded in tightening up my style or providing more meat for thought—-who knows.
    Besserwisser was my primary goal in life as at a very early age I had to justifiy my presence with something, and it became besserwissery.
    If you are familiar with TA, which spontaneously re-entered my world recently, I was assuming a layer higher than those that I was talking to—-not popular.
    ============
    “OK to answer your questions you are going to have to intrigue me or challenge me more as the crew here is aware of my ADD and I get bored easily (LOL)”
    ===========
    OK, let’s test and see. BTW, I thought that my analysis of your put-down and big dog tactics should have waked more interest. No ad hominems, just pegging your tiresome tactics of dominating the scene.

    I have no DSM description. Probably because I am unique. I was initially classified in school as disruptive, but an exam at 11 years gave no further elucidation. I’ll go into that sometime if you are interested, suffice to say that being ostracised since 3 years of age gives a unique position to view the world and does not invite to social development. AS FOR YOURSELF, Wiki say you belong to the lethargic type, which is also a characteristic of mine. Are you lethargic. It was unclear if that was also a mental lethargy or only physical. ?????
    =============

    “Your “assumptions”. Now I’ll pull a technique which I have given the name of “pulling An ElaineM” as she uses it well and often in debates. What assumptions? Can you exemplify with several.

    As for the game of “remember that TV program, film etc. I cna’t play that one having been here for 44 years and none of us here to my knowdledge can follow a cable channel here, only locally sponsored re-runs of which many find fascinating but not I. Such good ones as Bill Cosby and West Wing caught my fancy.
    =============

    “I’m not really a confrontational type but I do like the intellectual debate at times.”

    I have always been easily affronted and confrontational, chiefly for reasons of fear, better to attack and know where you stand vv “them” than to be attacked from behind, which seemed inevitable.
    Mostly conquered during the last year, but was “willing” to make an exception in your case. 😉
    ==================

    “No I have never….—…guilty conscious (sic).
    Not correcting your spelling just assuring that I read right. It could in fact stand conscious and make good sense also.
    Reminds me of a story named “Ownz0red”, by Cory Doctorow. Know it? Same types of milieue and reflections. Would love to read your story if published.
    ==================

    SoTB,

    Nice to chat with you again. Seriously, it was getting a bit routine here, except for the recent appearance of Dr Harris, PhD—I hope you saw his writings.

    I’ll quote and comment. And as usual I’ll be more verbose than you as 44 years immersed in Swedish impairs my facitlity in English, and even my original capability was inclined to “the more words the better”.
    =======
    “Yes we besserwisers are a real pickle aren’t we? We do love our unsolicited verbosity (case in point above – LOL). ”
    =========

    I am often accúsed for the same, but perhaps they tire over time or I have succeeded in tightening up my style or providing more meat for thought—-who knows.
    Besserwisser was my primary goal in life as at a very early age I had to justifiy my presence with something, and it became besserwissery.
    If you are familiar with TA, which spontaneously re-entered my world recently, I was assuming a layer higher than those that I was talking to—-not popular.
    ============
    “OK to answer your questions you are going to have to intrigue me or challenge me more as the crew here is aware of my ADD and I get bored easily (LOL)”
    ===========
    OK, let’s test and see. BTW, I thought that my analysis of your put-down and big dog tactics should have waked more interest. No ad hominems, just pegging your tiresome tactics of dominating the scene.

    I have no DSM description. Probably because I am unique. I was initially classified in school as disruptive, but an exam at 11 years gave no further elucidation. I’ll go into that sometime if you are interested, suffice to say that being ostracised since 3 years of age gives a unique position to view the world and does not invite to social development. AS FOR YOURSELF, Wiki say you belong to the lethargic type, which is also a characteristic of mine. Are you lethargic. It was unclear if that was also a mental lethargy or only physical. ?????
    =============

    “Your “assumptions”. Now I’ll pull a technique which I have given the name of “pulling An ElaineM” as she uses it well and often in debates. What assumptions? Can you exemplify with several.

    As for the game of “remember that TV program, film etc. I cna’t play that one having been here for 44 years and none of us here to my knowdledge can follow a cable channel here, only locally sponsored re-runs of which many find fascinating but not I. Such good ones as Bill Cosby and West Wing caught my fancy.
    =============

    “I’m not really a confrontational type but I do like the intellectual debate at times.”

    I have always been easily affronted and confrontational, chiefly for reasons of fear, better to attack and know where you stand vv “them” than to be attacked from behind, which seemed inevitable.
    Mostly conquered during the last year, but was “willing” to make an exception in your case. 😉
    ==================

    “No I have never….—…guilty conscious (sic).
    Not correcting your spelling just assuring that I read right. It could in fact stand conscious and make good sense also.
    Reminds me of a story named “Ownz0red”, by Cory Doctorow. Know it? Same type of milieue and reflections. Would love to read your story if published.

    Speaking of mileue: Consider the standard stock shot of a multi-lane full of traffic highway. Most are pretty ordinary stories inside. Of course that is not true, every life is extraordinary. but my point in this case was that some cars, say that white car there, has a driver with an extraordinary history.
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    EIT?????? HUMINT I know.

    And the coins fell into place in re assumptions and jumping to conclusions. We all jump to conclusions You did assuming I was a meek person who would not react to a put down. Or you are perhaps the effervescent type who is impervious or even unaware to putdowns.

    Not me. I am a meek person who dislikes the limelight but who perversely casts himself head first into it. And am sensitive to the least (imagined?) putdown. There are so many to be seen when you are the least paranoid. And those mentioned were tactics often employed repeatedly by the same persons here. So you get to recognize them even if your meager social contacts have not previously prepared you for them.

    I’ll take your next comment separately

  3. @Idealist707 – “BTW do you cooperate with the FSS? ”

    What’s that? Did you mean FSB (Formerly FSK and KGB)? Cyrillic to English translations of acronyms are tricky. Like CCCP was supposed to mean USSR. Go figure!

    No I do not cooperate with them. I was told by a “lowly placed” individual “somewhere” that my cyber-rantings are viewed by them (and others here in USA) and I am considered a “persona non grata” over there and never to set foot in Moscow. I assured him that I have no intentions of ever visiting Putin’s strange topsy-turvey world. I feel bad that he has not come clean about a certain US Congressman visitor “still” there after decades… You see that’s the type of unsolicited verbosity they (et al) don’t like about me. I share information too much.

    The new tactic is to call what I (et al) do by the pseudo-pejorative term: conspiracy theory. 🙂

  4. @Beldar (and others) – You’re really going to enjoy this one. Here’e the Twilight Zone episode “Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up?” (1961). Watch all three parts and watch Jack Elam (i.e. Beldar? The nut at the counter eating pie) go on and on about being an alien from another planet. Then watch the ending for a real unexpected outcome. Well made video for 1961. (wink wink)

  5. @Jonathan Hughes – OK I’m still trying to understand your salient point about the Catholic Church. However, my reference to the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge (i.e. arguably The Maiden’s Hair tree or Ginkgo Biloba tree) was not to say it was BAD for humans. I truly believe YHWH (God) intended for them to ingest it on a daily basis BUT only on HIS timetable not theirs. The “other” tree (Tree of Life) obviously had the same future but has been sequestered from man unto a future time period.

    Ever wonder how Satan got to be so close to the Garden to be able to manipulate a snake like Charlie McCarthy (old school reference)? I guess it’s the same reason why most people think his real name is Lucifer. The Dirge to the King of Tyre (found at Ezekiel 28) was a metaphor about Satan’s pre-evil existence as a guardian or covering cherub (angel) over the Garden. Therefore, he was assigned to be the invisible caretaker and guardian of this large plot of land in the upper Mesopotamian valley surrounded by mountains.

    Suffice it to say Satan was Shumash of the Epic of Gilgamesh and Azazel of the Book of Enoch. He was there as he was sent there. His jealousy of YHWH’s sovereignty (right to rule man) got the best of him and the rest is history (as they say).

    However, one can not blame him for everything. Cain’s action against his brother Abel (i.e. murder) was a VOLUNTARY act just like his parents decision to blaspheme YHWH and be disobedient on a very small subject matter (i.e. the cookie jar metaphor?)..

    @idealist707 – Yes we besserwisers are a real pickle aren’t we? We do love our unsolicited verbosity (case in point above – LOL). OK to answer your questions you are going to have to intrigue me or challenge me more as the crew here is aware of my ADD and I get bored easily (LOL)

    Your “assumptions” remind me of the guy that invented the game “Jump to Conclusions” in the movie Office Space (1999). I’m not really a confrontational type but I do like the intellectual debate at times.

    No I have never worked for the alphabet soup for ANY nation. However, corporate America likes to have their own version of the same to keep abreast of the what’s going on in the world. That’s where I come in as an ORA but it’s not full-time. It is contract work. And my peers and management hierarchy all seem to have resumes peppered with alphabet soup agencies and other psychopath-esque occupations. I get reminded of this every time someone reads over my shoulder (like right now – get the &^%& away from my desk! LOL) I seem to have this affinity with whistleblowers seeking to unburden their guilty conscious.

    It’s like curse versus a gift. Sometimes you just don’t want to know stuff but they find out your an excellent listener and they just can’t stop talking! If they could bottle this for HUMINT then EIT would not be necessary any more. Right? 🙂

    1. sonofthunderboanergesIty it is not the blankety, blank, blank tree.it was who was residing at the tree. Satan is Lucifer. Satan is a deceiver. He can look like God not being God. That is how he will deceve people when he shows himself physically before our eyes.. He is deceiving people like the Muslims, people in the military, and legal system to think they are doing a good thing doing what jesus would never do oppress people. The sin of Sodom,and Gomorrah. Ezekiel 29 is not a metaphor. What is spoken is a describing the fallen angel Lucifer used on the prince of Tyrus.

      Lucifer a care taker? You have got to be kidding me? Satan does not want to care for anything. Satan is in this body turning Gods gifts into crap. That is because that is what he thinks of God. Care taker? That’s a laugh.

      The Fallen Lucifer was in the garden on earth because he rebelled against God . Because people chose to be a servant of the devil have him in their body doing what I just said. Cain did not resit the devil. Able resisted the devil.It is that simple. Satan is the blasphemer. Satan does not forgive, Satan constantly grieves the holy spirit away from him wanting to do bad calling it good.
      An excellent listener is good having a good spirit. Don’t have that, and the person will want to war no being like the one who made all things.

  6. #505,

    Thanks for the encouragement. Just what we needed with Belday running loose. He got out of his electromagnetic cage of 0.05 namometers a week ago and we had lost track of him. Your assistance will be gratified at the appropriate galactic bank.

  7. Beldar here: Someone here at the airport showed me a video on their little laptop that shows the sex act between man and woman humanoids. There was no bathtubs. So, I know now how you procreate and that it has nothing to do with bites from an apple or two bathtubs in the back yard after the viagra pill. The guy explained that there is another pill, not Viagra, that prevents pregnancy after the sex act. He says that you have to wait until the morning after. So, when I get back to Remulak I have a full report ready.

  8. I think that the Leningrad Cowboys started in Finland and were asked to export their product permanenttly to Leningrad.

    But have no explanation for the Red Army choir. Assume it all is overdubbed and a blue background production, ie only a large muppet standing
    in the middle is lacking as proof of legit filming.

    Asch, never mind. Great surprise. How do people find these things?

    Did you notice at the end how well the chorus passed in with their familiar “Volga Boat song” Probably a planned parody. Say nothing bad about Russian humor.

  9. Beldar here, still at the airport wi8ting for a train: So, perhaps does the conception happen when the couple exchange bath tubs? This Akin guy threw me a loop, what is “legitimate” conception? We dont have sex back on Remulak so all of this is quite confusing. Someone here at the airport (with Fox News blaring) said that the apple drops out of the tree over the wife’s bathtub and that is the “socratic method”. Please advise.

  10. Someone, anyone…. put a ”Pineapple” a euphemism for hand-grenade, on the backs of Apple devices sold in Russia…. and then pull the pins……

  11. I am at the airport awaiting a plane back to Remulak. The Fox TV is blaring here and the Viagra commercial was on and I noticed at the end when the couple are in the two bathtubs that they touched hands across the divide. Is that the defining moment of conception? Someone please respond because if I get back to Remulak without an answer they will bite a chunk out of my apple.

  12. SoTB,

    I was just a bit jealous, of you coming to put me in my place and strewing data like a besserwisser.

    First, I don’t and usually don’t give a rat’s a55 about the exact date of this that and another. So when socialism was first put in use is immaterial to the point I was trying to make with my words. OK?

    And if we want to be picky about the when of socialism, it was in all likelihood in use in the pre-homo habilis stage of our evolution. And I am sure you understand the context that I am referring to. It is mirrored today in the bushman society, what little is left of it.

    The reference to occupational characteristics make me laugh. I used it once to characterize a regular here and got a hell of a “what is that”? battle out of her.
    Finally somebody said to her to stop being obtuse, after I had given 10(?) examples from other occupations.

    Again you use usual arguments to win without touching on the meat or even finding out what the meat is.
    —-Priority in time. Been here long time. Usual.
    —-People know me and respect me (ie why don’t you, you better do it–hint hint, threat threat)
    —-I have a high ranking knowledge and am better than you and a rare bird who has exotic knowledge.
    —-I am an expert on xyz (CCCP, Russia, FRR, etc) and nobody knows much about that compared to me.
    —-etc,etc,etc.

    I do respect you, as I do all the besserwissers I know. And as for my showing hubris towards you, that you will have to explain.

    Let’s take a few items.

    I was casually knowledgeable in OR since my early career, and practiced what was expected to become a career path: ie system engineering. It got lost in the shuffle somewhere, but OR survives. So do tell me more, how is it today with OR.

    The corruption was refined during CCCP and has not disappeared because they changed the names of the bureaucracy and country. It is still a failed state, held together by terrorism and duct tape. I know a few details from biographies, but no structural knowledge, and I don’t contract Bulgarian data people.

    I believe your mistake was in correcting me, quite OK. But you continued in using “you” and piling more assumed lack of knowledge on me, unmerited by anything I said. To be honest I do the same type of mistake myself. You mention the Amerindians and I return with homo habilis. Are we equally nerdy? I also do Harrapans, and other esoterica which I find relevant today.

    For example, I don’t like running with the herd. It is debasing and in some occsions a dangerous practice. I prefer to take a step back (or up as you prefer) and take an overview.

    I don’t like RWAs, or the thinking that leads to American exceptionalism, and the blindness that does not see what a crap heap our leaders have and continue to build with our quiescent help.

    Hope you are a rabble rouser as I am. Need more here among these button-upped folks.

    Any more questions? Feel free.

    BTW do you cooperate with the FSS? And do you work for the company? You won’t answer those questions, nor the one about NSA. We’d all feel queasy if we knew.

    With all due respect.

  13. This topic brings up some issues which I need to learn about. I am just visiting here for a short while and have a task of learning about how humanoids procreate. I have been scanning the television and the websites for information. Last night I watched Tv and saw Fox News, Gone With The Wind, and various commericals as you call them. Then this morning lots of folks in large groups with a guy yakking at them with a Cross behind him. The Bite of he Apple is perplexing. The tv scene repeated over and over with a product called Viagra where the couple seems to have an interest in precreating but then they are in separate bathtubs in the backyard during the mating part. The newspaper claims to have all the news fit to print but is full of ads fro that same bathtub in the backyard procreation drug. Dont know nuthin bout birthin babies floored me because I thought I was going to see something relevant. Legitimate rape and legiticacy are two issues that seem to be interwined with politics and not sex and procreation. So, could someone explain some of these things. I have a flight back to Remulak this afternoon. Does a bite out of the apple get one into the bathtub in the backyard and thence result in birthin babies is one rather pertinent question.

  14. What ever happened to that Hammer & Cicle? Or however one spuils cycle or sycle Cant those Ruskies simply slice those apples in half and crush them with the hammer, forever ridding themselves of the technology which those Ruskies abhor? And if these xtians are Orthodox then they must know that God created Dog on the 8th Day to watch over them and all that nonesense about the Apple and Eve and Adam and no sex pregnancies and legitimate rape are a lot of stuff made up by pedophile priests in the Dark Ages who dont know nuthin about birthin babies Miz Scarlet. So, If I was an Apple Computer executive I would take the bite out of the apple east of the Berlin Wall or call it quits I would consider a Cross on the side of every computer and some special keys on the keyboard for these East of Jesus folks. Putin rhynmes with shootin so watch out. And if you did not see this comin when the former head of the KGB took over Russia then you need a see n eye dog.

  15. Zarathustra: “Christians, around the World… STFU!!!!”

    If the religitards actually believe there is a “god” and that the “afterlife” is so much better than this life, why haven’t they killed themselves and gone there to meet “god”? They’re cowards, hiding behind the lie of “suicide is a sin!”

    1. P Smith Suicide is a lack of faith. it is a giving up. The Lucifer commuted suidid rebelling against God. Satan wanted Jesus to commit suicide jumping down from a high place. . There is no short cut to Gods kingdom to be in his presence. Heave in spirit needs to be in whoever before they are to be able to survive to be in Gods light. To war is suicide a form of sacrifice. War is evil suicide is evil too. Can yoiu see that?

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