The Iranian Revolutionary Guards has denounced Kim Kardashian as being a Western agent. Of course, crazed fatwas and threats coming from the Islamic Republic is hardly news. However, in this case, a country is suggesting that Kim Kardashian has a job other than just being a Kardashian. The Kardashians are rightfully viewed as the death of American culture as a group of people without a single discernible talent. The Kardashians literally made being a celebrity as basis for celebrity status — without the need of actually being successful as a dancer, singer, or some other actual skill. The fact that the Iranians view Kim Kardashian as actively engaged in some substantive effort other than being Kim Kardashian shows how out of touch they really are with reality.
With a straight face, Mostafa Alizadeh, spokesman for the Guards’ Organized Cyberspace Crimes Unit, stated
“They are targeting young people and women. Foreigners are behind it because it is targeting families. These schemes originate from around the Persian Gulf and England. When you draw the operational graph, you will see that it is a foreign operation. Ms. Kim Kardashian is a popular fashion model so Instagram’s CEO tells her, ‘make this native.’ There is no doubt that financial support is involved as well. We are taking this very seriously.”
A country is now publicly stating that it is “taking [Kim Kardashian] seriously.” Now that is news.
21 thoughts on “Iran Accuses Kim Kardashian Of Being Secret Western Agent”
How out of touch the iranians are with reality? Really? Hello you said it yourself….they have no talents…therefore how are they the hit? Bread and cicuses propganda to the dumb americans….or controlled media feeding americans. To the later….if they weren’t on tv by the ptb americans wouldn’t consume them. To the former if americans weren’t so dumbed down they wouldn’t demand them. The iranians are right…the kardashians are working against the interest of the american ppl. So they are someone’s assett.
The Kardashians are famous for being famous. That’s all. Being busy does not mean you are actually doing or contributing anything, and there are at least hundreds of thousands, if not millions of Americans contributing more than she does on her busiest day.
Don de Drain, I think I have to go with 4. All of the above.
Are the mullahs keeping up with the Kardashians?
But she’s famous!
And here I thought the Kardashians were an example of fame without accomplishment. Perfect cover. 🙂
I would have expected this from Erdogan since she is half Armenian.
I just hope there aren’t any crazed terrorists who are going to knock off celebrities now. We need their tax contributions.
Let us let it slip out that Bin Laden was a stooge for Uncle Remus.
I thought the Kardashians were the storage depot for the nation’s strategic silicone supply …
This just goes to show you how foolish Iran is. Everyone knows that Kim Kardashian is merely a decoy, and the real Western Agent is Miley Cyrus. As for Professor Turley’s accusation that Kardashian doesn’t work, may I remind him that her net worth is about $85 million, and she’s earned every penny of that. She wouldn’t be featured in the media was such frequency and intensity if she were not a hard working, productive member of society. The mainstream media has said so, and we must believe them because it is axiomatic that major corporations would never lie, as this would destroy their credibility.
Ralph Adamo – I thought Paris Hilton was a waste of humanity until she was sued for something and during her deposition she had to go through her daily schedule. Poor girl did not have time to pee. She earned every dollar she made.
i pray for a white house petition granting immediate extradition for Kim & her entire family …
will be granted ASAP, nation security & all…..
Why is their position so far-fetched? After all, look who the leading Repub pres cand is! Perhaps she’s being considered as VP running mate?
Kardashians are willing high paid clowns in a game of global cultural subversion. Plain to see if you aren’t already mystified by it. Their dreck has polluted what’s left of American culture and the endless appetite of Americans for more inane filth just keeps it going.
The Rev Guard is anything but stupid. Fanatical perhaps but not stupid. And they don’t issue fatwas, they are not clerics. Their success at their own goals ranks them right up there with the Viet Cong and other famous (or infamous) ideology-driven militias of the past century.
It would be a mistake and indeed evil to make rash comments about the Kardashians on the blog because the dumb Iranians will take heed and think it smart to kill them. Meanwhile the dumb Kardasians need to stay out of any terrorist territories and simply role around on their dumb mates. America is dumb for giving these gypsies any lip service at all. Do not hire them to repair your driveway.
Certainly the government can disavow her actions. 😉
There is something in theocracy that turns men, and I do mean men, mad.
Perhaps the CIA can covertly send the Kardashians to Iran. The Revolutionary Guard will implode and we will be rid of the Kardashians.
I don’t see a downside.
Iran takes Kim Kardashian seriously.
America takes Donald Trump seriously.
Which country is more insane?
@Don de Drain:
If we are allowed a write-in candidate, I vote for Po.
Who is the most out of touch with reality?
Vote for one:
1) the Iranian Revolutionary Guards
2) Kim Kardashian
4) All of the above
What a POS question….
It’s obvious to anyone with a brain that she pushes the insane leftist American agenda. They are not far off.
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