“Letting Your Wildest Dreams Come True”: California Man Dressed as Fireball Whiskey Arrested for Disorderly Conduct


Dominic Salazar, 31, had a Halloween to remember (or not) after he was arrested for drunken disorderly conduct, domestic battery, and other charges. That was unfortunately not particularly notable given the common crimes and torts that marks All Hallow’s Eve. It was Salazar’s outfit that could make this a particularly challenging defense case.

Dominic Salazar, 31, was booked into the county lockup at 3:20 AM with a slew of charges and held on a $55,000 bond.

The site Smoking Gun notes that the $45 costume is “intended for adults of legal drinking age” who are interested in
“letting your wildest dreams come true.” It added “so this year, become a human-sized bottle of Fireball. You’re welcome.”

Of course, he did not enter a wrong house in a gorilla outfit and scare a child. He also did not dress as a breathalyzer in failing a DUI test.

Yet, for the defense counsel, even a simple beer outfit might be preferred to a whiskey that declares, accurately in this case, “Tastes Like Heaven, Burns Like Hell.”


12 thoughts on ““Letting Your Wildest Dreams Come True”: California Man Dressed as Fireball Whiskey Arrested for Disorderly Conduct”

  1. Mr Turley, care to comment on the Steven Pankey case and the state of the evidence therein?

  2. A “California” man?

    Every person in the world is an American-in-waiting, waiting for his fair share, the fair share he so richly “deserves,” of “free stuff” from America, right?

    The American Founders would like to say a few words.

    Very well, go ahead, Gentlemen.


    Naturalization Acts of 1790, 1795, 1798, 1802 (four iterations)

    United States Congress, “An act to establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization,” March 26, 1790

    Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, That any Alien being a free white person, who shall have resided within the limits and under the jurisdiction of the United States for the term of two years, may be admitted to become a citizen thereof…

    1. The racist reference is rendered inoperative by later Reconstruction era amendments

    1. Meanwhile wE war room..doesn’t let ppl post…not does kanes cfp? Now Twitter is going to charge….I hope Turkey has the infrastructure in place….to be the Bastian of free speech! Right place at the right time!

  3. This guy gets a $55000 bond. In New York City, he’d be free within 2 hours of getting booked, no bail at all.

      1. Danielle, please wake up. This is today’s news. We have seen a spike in murder, assault and crime in Democrat run cities. Florida and Texas are safer so people are fleeing there.

        “NY man sprung on no bail in Facebook-posted beating executes wife in front of kids just hours later: cops
        Emily Crane,
        A mom of three was executed in front of her kids less than 24 hours after her estranged husband was sprung from jail on no bail over a caught-on-camera beatdown she’d posted to her Facebook page in a desperate plea for help.”


Comments are closed.