Category: Bizarre

Horsing Around in Congress: The Senate Seeks a Ban on the Slaughter of American Horses for Human Consumption

Given the recent controversy over horse slaughter houses in Mexico, this prior column on the intervention of Congress into the world of horse meat may be of interest. Continue reading “Horsing Around in Congress: The Senate Seeks a Ban on the Slaughter of American Horses for Human Consumption”

One Minute — One Million Dollars: Law Firm Loses Claim for Legal Fees By Filing One Minute Late

A law firm is looking at a nightmare after it filed one minute late — and lost one million dollars. The lawyers had the right to seek the fees on behalf of its client Toshiba America and does not meet the standard of excusable neglect when the lawyer was forced to wait for a “long train to pass.” Continue reading “One Minute — One Million Dollars: Law Firm Loses Claim for Legal Fees By Filing One Minute Late”

Dykes on Bikes Ride! Supreme Court Refuses to Hear Trademark Case

That rumbling sound that you may have heard this week may be the Dykes on Bikes. The San Francisco motorcycle club got final approval for its trademark of the name “Dykes on Bikes” when the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a challenge from a men’s right advocate. Continue reading “Dykes on Bikes Ride! Supreme Court Refuses to Hear Trademark Case”

“Iron My Shirt” Protesters of Clinton May Have Been Plants By Radio Station

It was an extraordinary scene on the last day of campaigning for New Hampshire voters when two sexist men jumped up and started waving signs that said IRON MY SHIRT and chanting the same line. Clinton immediately seized on the moment, pointing out the sexism that still exists and ordering that the lights be brought up. It infuriated many woman and could well have secured the slim margin of victory in the state for Clinton. It now appears that the protest was a stunt by a radio program by Nick Gemelli and Adolfo Gonzalez — regulars on the “Toucher and Rich” radio show at WBCN in Boston. The question now is what WBCN will do about a shock jock show that may have determined — or certainly contributed to — the outcome of a critical primary. Continue reading ““Iron My Shirt” Protesters of Clinton May Have Been Plants By Radio Station”

Craig Challenges Conviction Claiming Hand Signals are Protected Speech and Conduct was Victimless

As discussed in prior entries, Senator Larry Craig is arguing that his guilty plea is invalid because the underlying conduct cannot be a crime. While the odds are against him, the argument has merit. Continue reading “Craig Challenges Conviction Claiming Hand Signals are Protected Speech and Conduct was Victimless”

Supreme Court Refuses Case of Cuckolded Husband Who Won $750,000; Mississippi Supreme Court Upheld Alienation of Affection Tort

The Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from the decision of the Mississippi Supreme Court to uphold the alienation of affection tort and to award a man $750,000 to be paid by his wife’s lover. Sandra Valentine (yes, Valentine) was accused by her husband of having an affair with her wealthy businessman, Jerry Fitch, and having a baby with him. After divorcing Valentine, Johnny Valentine sued Fitch and won. In its ruling, the Mississippi Supreme Court rejected calls to reject the tort of alienation of affection as antiquated. Continue reading “Supreme Court Refuses Case of Cuckolded Husband Who Won $750,000; Mississippi Supreme Court Upheld Alienation of Affection Tort”

Latest Celebrity Defamation Lawsuit: Jerry Seinfeld and Wife Sued for Defamation

There has been a spate of recent defamation actions by and against celebrities from Roger Clemens to Tom Cruise and now Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld and his wife Jessica Seinfeld have been sued by Missy Chase Lapine over comments made on the David Letterman Show about her and her allegations of plagiarism of a cookbook by Jessica Seinfeld. This one could actually make some interesting new law if it goes the distance. Continue reading “Latest Celebrity Defamation Lawsuit: Jerry Seinfeld and Wife Sued for Defamation”

Byrd Racks Up $3 Billion in Earmarks — So Much For Budget Reform

For those who vaguely remember promises that Democrats would clean up Congress, they might want to look at West Virginia which is dumping ground for $3 billion in earmarks by Sen. Robert Byrd. What is astonishing is that establishment politicians are still scratching their heads over why upstarts like Obama, Huckabee, and Paul are doing so well. They might want to look at the litany of broken promises made by those “with experience” in Washington. Continue reading “Byrd Racks Up $3 Billion in Earmarks — So Much For Budget Reform”

Georgia Supreme Court Considers the Limits of the Laws of Banishment and Physics

The Georgia Supreme Court is considering a basic law of physics: is a man is banished from the entire state except for a small county in a distant section: how can he get there and, if he does, how can he live. This is the intriguing question presented by a lower court’s sentence that Gregory Mac Terry is banished from all but one of the state’s 159 counties. Banishment has become the rage with state judges but there remains a question of constitutionality, if not impossibility. Continue reading “Georgia Supreme Court Considers the Limits of the Laws of Banishment and Physics”

Another Official Accused of Sending Graphic Pictures of Accident Victims to Friends

Not long after the scandal of officials sending pictures of a decapitated Nicole “Nikki” Catsouras to friends on MySpace and the Internet, a fire Chief in Central Florida is accused to sending pictures of an accident victim to friends by e-mail. Umatilla Fire Chief Richard has been suspended after he allegedly took (and later e-mailed) pictures of a 26-year-old woman being treated by emergency workers after she crashed her sport utility vehicle into a tree. The woman died later from her injuries. The pictures include nudity. Continue reading “Another Official Accused of Sending Graphic Pictures of Accident Victims to Friends”

Pennsylvania Supreme Court Rules In Favor of Sperm Donor Against Mother Claiming Child Support — Despite Earlier Waiver

In the latest of a series of interesting cases involving sperm donors and surrogate mothers, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court has ruled that a sperm donor is not liable for child support. The decision in favor of Joel L. McKiernan reversed lower court decisions compelling him to pay child support despite a promise from Ivonne V. Ferguson, his former girlfriend and co-worker, that she would not ask for such support. Continue reading “Pennsylvania Supreme Court Rules In Favor of Sperm Donor Against Mother Claiming Child Support — Despite Earlier Waiver”

Mr. Bumble’s Revenge: Judge Sentences Woman to Contempt for Telling Her to Kiss a Certain Body Part

In Oliver Twist, Mr Bumble said “If the law supposes that . . . the law is a ass.” It perhaps a lesson now understood by Judith Law who received an extra 90 days to telling South Carolina Circuit Judge Diane Goodstein to “kiss her ass” on a probation revocation order. Continue reading “Mr. Bumble’s Revenge: Judge Sentences Woman to Contempt for Telling Her to Kiss a Certain Body Part”

Accused Terrorist Jose Padilla Sues Law Professor John Yoo

In a curious lawsuit, accused terrorist Jose Padilla has sued Law Professor John Yoo. Yoo is the supposedly one of the authors of several memos supporting President Bush’s enemy combatant policy and has been linked to the abuse that resulted from that policy. Yoo and Georgetown Professor Viet Dinh have been criticized for their roles in creating these abuses that include a formal torture program and the denial of basic constitutional rights. Continue reading “Accused Terrorist Jose Padilla Sues Law Professor John Yoo”

Chris Wilson’s War: Publisher of Iraqi War Dead Arrested and Computer Seized: Was it Porn or Politics?

There is an interesting fight brewing over the arrest of Chris Wilson. Wilson is hardly Thomas Paine, unless Paine dabbled in porn. Wilson, 28, is the founder and manager of a controversial site, nowthatsfuckedup.com, where guys post sexually explicit shots of their wives and girlfriends. Nice. However, recently Wilson began to post explicit and disturbing pictures of the carnage from Iraq, photos reportedly sent by soldiers posted abroad. In October, Wilson’s home was raided, his computer seized, and he is now facing life in prison. Beneath the gore and porn, Wilson may have a valid first amendment case. Continue reading “Chris Wilson’s War: Publisher of Iraqi War Dead Arrested and Computer Seized: Was it Porn or Politics?”