12 thoughts on “In Praise of Mothers of All Kind”

  2. CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin’s love child’s mother didn’t have a good mother’s day.

    Turley up next?

  3. In praise of mothers of all kind–love it! As my daughter with Asperger’s Syndrome (the horse whisperer kind) always says, “Animals are people too”.

  5. Happy Mother’s Day! And be sure to have your pets spayed and neutered.

  6. This song by a great lyricist is a poignant reminder to honor and cherish your Mother every single day of the year.

  7. roflol @ mespo’s JT’s Mother joke

    So here’s what my grandmother used to say, “Those boys are trouble! Now you go outside play like a good boy.” Usually followed by a “Be sweet.”

  8. Some plagiarized Mother’s Day jokes:

    PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”

    MARY,MARY, QUITE CONTRARY’S MOTHER: “I don’t mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?”

    MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”

    HUMPTY DUMPTY’S MOTHER: “Humpty, If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!”

    COLUMBUS’S MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!”

    BABE RUTH’S MOTHER: “Babe, how many times have I told you — quit playing ball in the house! That’s the third broken window this week!”

    MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: “Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”

    NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!”

    CUSTER’S MOTHER: “Now, George, remember what I told you — don’t go biting off more than you can chew!”

    ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”

    BARNEY’S MOTHER: “I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you’re starting to look a little purple.”

    MARY’S MOTHER: “I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.”

    BATMAN’S MOTHER: “It’s a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?”

    GOLDILOCKS’S MOTHER: “I’ve got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?”

    LITTLE MISS MUFFET’S MOTHER: “Well, all I’ve got to say is if you don’t get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room there’ll be a lot more spiders around here!”

    ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: “But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel,mousse, something…?”

    GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”

    JONAH’S MOTHER: “That’s a nice story, but now tell me where you’ve really been for the last three days.”

    SUPERMAN’S MOTHER: “Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we’ve decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?”

    THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!”

    …

    AND, OF COURSE, JT’s MOTHER: “Must you spend all of your time writing fodder for those miscreants mespo, buddha, vince t, and Mike S? Surely, there are finer kids to play with. Go to law school where you can avoid that kind of person!”

    HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY.

  10. Happy Mother’s Day!

    None of “this” (in the sense of human civilization) would be possible without you.

  11. Well, I can honestly say that I am very happy that my pups came 1 at a time rather than 7 at a time!

  12. Happy Mothers Day to all people who people of all genders that are Special in the eyes of anyone, that gives them the nurturing that is so longed for. Again Happy Mothers Day and to the rest who are real Muthers its your Day to……

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