China has apparently rescinded a visa restriction on bald Taiwanese visitors. Officials in Xiamen imposed a rule barring entry permits to bald people out of concern that they could more easily disguise themselves.
The following words are either from Chinese customs forms or Heather Marston The Bald Song:
Well, look who’s bald!
Ya got no hair!
You’re terribly bald!
I do declare!
Bald! Bald! You’re very bald!
Hair! Hair! It just ain’t there!
Yeah, look who’s bald!
I think it’s you!
Don’tcha wish ya had hair?!
I bet ya do!
But ya got no hair!
No hair at all!
Look at you fellers!
You’re terribly bald!
This will make it unnecessary for the hair challenged to march upon Beijing. It would also allow Buddha to enter China as well as celebrities ranging from Patrick Stewart to Sinead O’Connor.
If nothing else, this was a learning experience. After all, an ancient Chinese proverb states “experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.”
It is in point of fact a nice and helpful piece of info. I am glad that you shared this helpful info with us. Please stay us up to date like this. Thanks for sharing.
Buddha,
Yep.
I dated a Korean female in college and she told me that true Asia’s have distinct characteristics. The Koreans have High Cheek bones. I suppose she would know.
That’s good news for Slarti too.