So a cop and a horse walk into a bar . . .
This officer in Tampa decided the best way to end that joke was to leave with his equine friend.
In recognition of this officer’s unique patrol tactics, what is the best “horse goes into a bar” joke you have heard?
Here is a couple of nominees:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “So, why the long face?”
A horse walks into a bar, across the room, up the back wall, across the ceiling, down the front wall and then up to the bar. The bartender gives the horse a beer, he drinks it and leaves. A guy sitting at the bar looks perplexed and asks the bartender “Hey, what’s that all about?” The bartender replies, “Don’t take it personally, he never says ‘Hi’ to anyone.”