Ahmadinejad v. The Octopus

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has taken on another evil world figure . . . Paul the Octopus. That’s right, Ahmadinejad is incensed by Paul after he again picked the winner of the World Cup.


Paul resides at the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre, in Germany, but has been something of an obsession for Ahmadinejad. Ahmadinejad insists that “[t]hose who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values.” He seems to miss the fact that the World Cup is a “sacred value” to soccer fans.

It is also good to see the Homosexual-hanging, terrorist-supporting Ahmadinejad dis moving humans to perfection.

Source: Telegraph

20 thoughts on “Ahmadinejad v. The Octopus”

  1. Yissil,

    You are a very silly individual and I dig that about you. πŸ˜€

  2. Yissel,

    There is a lot of information in nonsense, have you ever read anything the DOJ has produced? The point is sometime even when people are not trying they are teaching you, whether you realize it or not.

  3. Byron:

    The Silk Road allowed a direct overland link between Peshawar and the Fulton Street Fish Market, so the earliest form of chowder must certainly have been of the Manhattan variety. The chowder was usually traded for little green models of the statue of liberty which were much valued in the Gangetic Plain, being mistaken there for images of the goddess Kali.

  4. Yissil:

    “The case for this latter position was bolstered by the recent discovery of an ancient sanskrit text, β€œ57,000 Verses on How to Prepare Seafood,” although this work focuses largely on clam chowder.”

    Very interesting, so is this proof that Yankees from New England discovered India thousands of years before Columbus tried to find a western route to India?

    Although I may be jumping to the conclusion that it is “New England clam chowder”, it may just as easily be “Manhattan clam chowder”.

    In any event your find may turn world history on it’s head.

  5. AY:

    According to many scholars, “Aryan” translates best as “People of the Prophetic Octopus.” This is disputed by others who argue that the term may simply be a reference to a particularly revered recipe for Calamari. The case for this latter position was bolstered by the recent discovery of an ancient sanskrit text, “57,000 Verses on How to Prepare Seafood,” although this work focuses largely on clam chowder.

    Whatever the case may be in this matter, all scholars agree that Ahmadinejad should lay off the octopus if he knows what’s good for him, karmically speaking.

    I hope this was helpful.

  6. Yissil,

    I believe you are correct, it is a variation of the word Aryan, which boils down to Angel….

  7. Gyges,

    Was that not what the Burr/Hamilton dispute was about, besides the slapping with a glove…..

  8. Bryon,

    I read an interesting tidbit of the Aryan race. The reason that the Gypsies were included in the casualties is not because of the peasant status but because they were the original Aryans tracing the heritage to the Roma nationality. Because they did not fit the genetics that they wanted they had to extinguish them. They were olive complected, brown/black/reddish hair with eyes that were mostly not blue.

    Now here is a job that most men would have loved to have. Sleeping everyday, laying in bed and having sex 10 to 15 times a day to impregnate as many females from Scandinavia as possible. The master race was on, get ready, set, go…..

    I think that eventually it would become as boring as catholic school.

  9. Byron,

    “Centralized governments cause death and misery.”

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso&hl=en_US&fs=1]

  10. “Ahmadinejad insists that β€œ[t]hose who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection,. . .”

    That pesky “human perfection” thingy seems to pop it’s ugly head up every so often. The communists trying to remake man, the Nazis trying to perfect man through eugenics, the social engineering in the United States. When the f . . . will they leave us alone to go about our business without trying to improve on God’s/nature’s creation (depending on your views)?

    Leave us alone and let us make our own way. Centralized governments cause death and misery.

  11. I would just like point out that the octopus just seemed to go to the flags with the most yellow?

    AY,

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o&hl=en_US&fs=1]

  12. Octopus, it seems only natural considering the suppression that occurs should be banned….

    Bond, James Bond….

  13. How Smart Is the Octopus?

    If one reads the article from the link above? Answering the question with an IQ test score is probably a meaningless exercise, but one thing is apparent.

    Octopi are clearly more intelligent than politicians.

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