Gaydar for the Gaydog: Tennessee Man Takes Pet To Kill Shelter After Concluding He Is A Homosexual Bulldog

dogIn Jackson, Tennessee, a man took his bulldog to a kill shelter after catching the dog humped another male dog. The man concluded that the dog was gay and took him to a shelter that euthanizes unwanted dogs. Fortunately, a sane person read about the dog and adopted him from the Madison County animal shelter.


There is now an avalanche of calls for the “gay dog” and the shelter is trying to get people interested in the ten other dogs on the execution block. They just need another homophobe to call for the death penalty on the Cocker Spaniel found with Streisand albums in his cage.

Source: CBS

30 thoughts on “Gaydar for the Gaydog: Tennessee Man Takes Pet To Kill Shelter After Concluding He Is A Homosexual Bulldog”

  1. There are not gay dogs or straight dogs. A spayed dog cant get laid. A male fixed dog can still hump but not actually do the pump out thing. Humans hump like dogs hump only they do it in a subtle humanoid way. You take Bill Clinton when there is a good looking female human across the stage at a campaign event and stray eyes meet. He will greet and sometimes in later years tweet and hump with the eyes and sweetie speak.
    Or Romney, not a gay guy, but get him around the Coke brothers and you would think he was a junkie and they had cocaine diapers on.

    Two things about the story here with the schmuck who took the dog to the pound. It is good that the dog was separated from the schmuck and good that he got a new home.

    In Amsterdam they have a dog cathouse (I know that sounds contradictory) where female dogs in heat are prostituted off to male dogs in need of sex. The place is on Damrak and its called Dogs In Need. It is near the Red Light District but the dogs know it by smell. The humans by the advertisement in the local paper. So, there, the gay dog could be ferreted out so to speak but they say they have not seen one yet. I have not been there but BarkinDog has frequented it with his half blind guy whom he guides around. They travel a lot to the International Court in Den Haag whereever that is. BarkinDog would pork a mouse by the way.

  2. My late Golden Retriever loved to hump kids of both sexes. I hate to think of it, but Kozmo was a f@ckn’ pedophile!!

  3. frankly:

    the dog pack in residence is always ready with a pithy comment. You just need to use the growlalyzer to calibrate the dogalogue machine for a clearer interpretation of what the pack is saying.

    Go Tigers!

  4. I read that someone has saved the dog.
    Assuming they could pry open this morons mind someone should explain to him that male animals mount other males as a sign of dominance not for sex – although homosexuality exists in the animal world. When a dog humps your leg its not for sex its to show that he thinks he is your boss.

    And wishing for those damn dogs to show up here with their ‘humorous’ comments is like wishing for toothache.

  5. By the way, does this guy have any guns that we should be worried about?

    This is a very REAL concern and I hope that there are not too many schools near him. Being from that part of the country, he more than likely does have guns. Is there any way to get him to see a mental health person to check him out?

  6. hell, all my dogs have been “gay”.

    I wonder if this guy knows that “humping” is a sign of dominance in dogdom?

    I once had a brother/sister pair of golden retrievers of which the sister was always humping the male. He took it pretty good naturedly until he was about 3 years old. Then one day she tried to hump him and he threw her to the ground and gave her the old Romanian Triple Thrust and she was never the same. In fact we had to give her to another family where she could once again achieve the dominance she craved and could not attain in our home.

    She would have gone mad otherwise. So it was for the best.

  7. Poor pooch…, but it would seem to have worked out well for him. Better digs now, we hope. As for the original owner? Just another crazy American.

  8. Mespo,

    You reckon the former owner is trainable? I wonder if he’s house trained….

  9. “The man concluded that the dog was gay and took him to a shelter that euthanizes unwanted dogs.”

    ********************

    Was the shelter stay for the animal or the owner? Seems more applicable to the latter.

  10. Disgusting story. That so-called human being needs to be checked out by a shrink. By the way, does this guy have any guns that we should be worried about?

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