Alex Jones has been repeatedly accused of running false stories on his InfoWars program. However, this week one guest caused jaws to drop and prompted a NASA spokesman to deny that it has kidnapped children and worked them as slaves on a Mars colony. Of course, that is exactly what National Aeronautics and Slaves Administration (NASA) would say if it was kidnapping children and working them slaves on a Mars colony.
The Mars Slave Baby story was broken by Robert David Steele who declared: “We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride. So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.” Adding to the chilling aspects of this colony is that these children could travel for 20 years to Mars and still be children.
Spokesperson Guy Webster responded with the following denial: “There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are. But there are no humans.”
Well, sure, but what if the child slaves are no longer considered human? After all, according to the account by Steele, this colony is composed of children who traveled for 20 years to Mars and yet remain children. No human child could achieve such a thing.
By the way, President Trump appears to be entirely correct in his 2015 statement to Jones that “your reputation is amazing.” Yes, as amazing as Martian slave baby colonies.