As this picture indicates, religious activists have made great strides into breaking into inter-species faith-based initiatives.
The success of evangelical animal activists, however, has magnified the widely held belief that cats are largely atheists.
The move into canine Christians may be a response to a recent poll showing that scientists polled at the National Academy of Sciences indicate that disbelief in God and immortality among biological scientists was 65.2% and 69.0%.
By tapping into other species, the numbers of practicing religious individuals would be exponentially increased, adding both political and social support. Some dog breed seem bred for the role like St. Bernards.
Of course, Tibetan Mastiff, Tibetan Spaniels, Tibetan Terriers tend to be Buddhist and Japanese Chins tend to be Shintos. However, Boston Terriers and Italian Greyhounds are uniformly Catholic.
Irish Setters, Irish Terriers, Irish Water Spaniels, and Irish Wolfhound remain divided between protestants and Catholics.
Scottish Terriers, English Bulldogs, English Foxhounds, English Cocker Spaniels, Shetland Sheepdogs, Welsh Springer Spaniels, Welsh Terriers, and Scottish Deerhounds have been claimed by the Anglican Church.
Pharaoh Hounds have been claimed by Muslims.
Hey Lester, ya Turley is a real work of art. I have seen him on TV and he is the biggest do as I say, not as I do’er they have on that loser channel MSNBC.
He thrives around the 1 percenters. Now that his guy Obama is turning out to be more crooked and more of a liar every singl eday than GW Bush ever was on his single worst day they don’t know what to do.
Good Job Lester. These atheists do nothing but whine about Christians but are so cowardly they leave Muslims alone.
What a great shot. Thanks Professor Turley. Dead from the neck up, and no sense of humor, ouch.
Dogs submitting to Bob’ing must be Church of the Subgenius.
rofl
Somewhere I hear Jean Stalepton whining her plaintive, “Oh, Archie!”
Buddha:
More like Pot meet Head, and Head meet Meat!
What is ridiculous is a so called Christian thinking it funny to bash any non-Christians.
“People like him are usually high on themselves when nobody else is.”
Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, meet Pot.
lester:
Tell me lester which “rat hole” do you prefer: Thomas Road Baptist Church? New Life Church? Archdiocese of Boston or LA or New Mexico? Swaggart Ministries? Or Ernest Angley’s Grace Cathedral?
What is ridiculous is a so called Professor of Law thinking it funny to bash Christians.
I did a short google search and it appears this Professor Turley is a real work, likes to hang out at left wing TV, sees himself as some kind of Constitution expert.
People like him are usually high on themselves when nobody else is.
my goodness I think I found a rat hole of atheists at this blog.
Sometimes it pays to do a google search for “lunatic attorney blogs”.
budhha, Jesus instructed her to go and sin no more.
“No man, lord.” Jesus then said, “Neither do I condemn thee: go and sin no more.”
when you attempt to quote the bible for purely selfish reasons you look like a turkey:
According to the Gospel of John, the Pharisees, in an attempt to discredit Jesus, brought a woman charged with adultery before him. Then they reminded Jesus that adultery was punishable by stoning under Mosaic law and challenged him to judge the woman so that they might then accuse him of disobeying the law. Jesus thought for a moment and then replied, “He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone at her.” The people crowded around him were so touched by their own consciences that they departed. When Jesus found himself alone with the woman, he asked her who were her accusers. She replied, “No man, lord.” Jesus then said, “Neither do I condemn thee: go and sin no more.”
By the way lester, I think Islam, like most religions, does a pretty fair job of mocking themselves–and each other.
lester:
Very pithy, and in keeping with the gravitas of most of your juvenile observations. Most people won’t trade priggishness for wit. Me neither!
Hey all! Let’s have a MOCK ISLAM party here. Post your Muhammed jokes. Post your Aisha jokes. Post anything that mocks Islam….
Funny how some really sad people like to go through life forcing their religious beliefs of others.
That goes for Christians and Muslim alike. Save your self-serving sanctimonious crap for church.
And get a sense of humor. It’s a cute and funny picture. Oh wait, that’s right. The first requirement of zealotry is that one abandon a sense of humor. Or any other kind of sense from what I can tell.
“He that is without sin among you let him cast the first stone at her.” John, 8:7
Your sin is excessive pride in your religion.
mespo, most pricks, as avidenced here, are atheists.
My miniature schnauzer claims agnosticism, but I have it on good authority she is a reformed Lutheran. I have always felt porcupines have religious affiliation too. After all, aren’t most pricks evangelicals?
Still waiting for you to mock Islam…..I won’t hold my breath.
Just as in elementary school, the bullies always like to pick on the peaceful kids, not those that would take a baseball bat back at you.
Funny how some really sad people like to go through life insulting the religious beliefs of others.
PS: The dog picture was taken as the (old) pooch was attempting to work himself up onto the bed.
Hilarious!