As this picture indicates, religious activists have made great strides into breaking into inter-species faith-based initiatives.
The success of evangelical animal activists, however, has magnified the widely held belief that cats are largely atheists.
The move into canine Christians may be a response to a recent poll showing that scientists polled at the National Academy of Sciences indicate that disbelief in God and immortality among biological scientists was 65.2% and 69.0%.
By tapping into other species, the numbers of practicing religious individuals would be exponentially increased, adding both political and social support. Some dog breed seem bred for the role like St. Bernards.
Of course, Tibetan Mastiff, Tibetan Spaniels, Tibetan Terriers tend to be Buddhist and Japanese Chins tend to be Shintos. However, Boston Terriers and Italian Greyhounds are uniformly Catholic.
Irish Setters, Irish Terriers, Irish Water Spaniels, and Irish Wolfhound remain divided between protestants and Catholics.
Scottish Terriers, English Bulldogs, English Foxhounds, English Cocker Spaniels, Shetland Sheepdogs, Welsh Springer Spaniels, Welsh Terriers, and Scottish Deerhounds have been claimed by the Anglican Church.
Pharaoh Hounds have been claimed by Muslims.
Dog bone,
Is that name a religious name? Once again, Jesus didn’t ask us to sometimes act like Christians, but to always act like he would act. You are either a Christian or you are not. Atheists aren’t your problem. Your actions are the problem. People who do not believe what you believe are not your enemies. And there is no war on Christianity, except in Bill O’Reilly’s mind and yours. As my boss would say, “Man Up” and stick to your beliefs but don’t claim that they are better than mine or any other beliefs.
Here, let me help you with that staggering ignorance and shallowness of thought.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deism
Most here are admitted deists, not atheists. And what a coincidence! Most of our Founding Fathers were deist too because they had witnessed the atrocities done in the name of the RCC and the Church of England’s perpetual pissing match.
You can’t even get your insults straight, Wayne.
You’ve staggered into a den of deists. We’re far better armed in argument than an atheist.
“The good Christian is supposed to act like Jesus would act and not to rant and rave and call people names who don’t believe what they believe.”
Ya, well, I think we are all tired of being “good Christians” and taking it in the face 24/7. We are very proud now of being “pretty good Christians” who don’t take it in the face 24/7 anymore from atheists.
CCD,
I am with you on the Texas thing. We as a country would be better off if Texas was a separate country. Is it possible to offer an amendment to the Constitution to dissect Texas from the Union? Now that would be fun to see argued in Washington.
Lindy Lou,
Great joke! Very funny and very enlightening!
I am amazed at the furor these alleged Christians show when they imagine that someone is mockng or making fun of their religion. It amazes me because the good Benedictine Nuns always taught me that Jesus told us to love their neighbor, without restrictions as to who that neighbor was or what his/her relition was, and to love your enemy(ies). The good Christian is supposed to act like Jesus would act and not to rant and rave and call people names who don’t believe what they believe. So sad to use Jesus’ name to defame and deride someone else’s beliefs. WWJD?
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Lindy Lou did you hear this one: “The next time the woman came to her Imam and said ‘He hit me,’ the reply was ‘Be patient, sister, is there something you did, sister? Is there something you can do?’
Boner,
Did you hear the one about the RCC Priest and the Altar Boys?
Hey Lindy Lou, did you hear the one about the Muslim Imam and the child bride?
CCD,
I like it, but I suspect we’d be getting paid in weed and tequila.
Lindy Lou, got any good HOT IMAM jokes you want to share here? You seem to have plenty about Rabbi’s and Catholic Priests.
db8, could we sell Texas to Mexico? It would offset some of the national debt.
PERMITTED INSULTS OF RELIGION AT LEFT WING WACKO BLOGS:
One day, a minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike. It was very hot.
NOT-PERMITTED INSULTS OF RELIGION AT LEFT WING WACK BLOGS:
One day, an IMAM, a minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike. It was very hot.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-schaeffer/why-obama-must-not-work-w_b_166700.html
Suck on that, boner.
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LindyLou,
That was a hoot! And it apparently really pissed off Wayne. Good show! Twice the fun for the effort!
Lindy Lou, funny how YOU LEFT OUT THE MUSLIM HOLY MAN FROM YOUR STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindy Lou, funny how YOU LEFT OUT THE MUSLIM HOLY MAN FROM YOUR STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindy Lou, funny how YOU LEFT OUT THE MUSLIM HOLY MAN FROM YOUR STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindy Lou, funny how YOU LEFT OUT THE MUSLIM HOLY MAN FROM YOUR STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindy Lou, funny how YOU LEFT OUT THE MUSLIM HOLY MAN FROM YOUR STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindy Lou, funny how YOU LEFT OUT THE MUSLIM HOLY MAN FROM YOUR STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindy Lou, dare you to make up a joke about a Mullah…..dar ya.
Rick Santelli Responds to The White House Propaganda Minister-02/20/2009
On the Kudlow report. Great job!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7_ZzW1jJ4
Another Educated guy takes on White House Press Secretary
Lester,
So you think religious people don’t joke about religion? God wants you to be a sourpuss? Just try googling “rabbi, minister, priest.” Here’s one from a Jewish site:
One day, a minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike. It was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their “freedom.” As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, “I don’t know about you, but in MY congregation, it’s my face they would recognize.
Even at Beliefnet they’re asking people to do their own version of the priest, rabbi, and minister go into a bar…….
http://blog.beliefnet.com/communitynews/2009/02/a-rabbi-a-priest-and-a-ministe.html
C’mon Lester, give up a laugh for the Lord. And let us know what you come up with.
“TEXAS NATIONAL GUARD ON ALERT”!!!!!
!!!!! State Senator Dan Patrick… “TEXAS NATIONAL GUARD ON ALERT”!!!!!
State Senator, Dan Patrick, was on the news this morning at 8:45am. He said he had some “breaking news to share”.
The Texas State Legislature had been trying very hard to get the Obama Administration to respond to a critical situation on the Texas Border. The Administration had not gotten back with Texas as of last night. So the State of Texas told Washington D.C. basically they could go jump, and “we’ll take care of Texas!”. As of last night… the Texas National Guard has been put on High Alert!!! This is the first time in history! Texas tried, desperately to get Washington’s approval… but when they could not get it… they acted on their own. Which I say…. it’s about damn time!!! I personally applaud the guts it took to defy the Fed’s and act in our best interest!
In case you are unaware of what the problems are …. Sen. Dan Patrick spelled it out nicely:
1) 100’s of Mexicans were blocking the entrance to the United States, yesterday and today, banging cars, shouting and holding signs. 10 people were killed Wed. and 12 more yesterday at the border (5 of which were children!!!)
2) They aren’t sure … but they think the Drug Cartel is paying the demonstrators to do what they’re doing.
3) This will spill over into the States! Mr. Patrick, and the other State officials,. are convinced that road-side bombs and car bombs will make it across the border and WILL NOT allow that to happen!!
4) Mexico is breaking out in Civil War in the western part of the border and they expect it to spread the entire border with no end in sight.
5) The National Guard will be activated as the scenario worsens and is on Alert now and will remain so until (and IF) Washington does something to end the danger on the border (Yeah… like that’s gonna happen!).
Lester, there are about 5 of his hanger ons here. They come and go but it is always the same five losers.