The good people of Norad are tracking the jolly fat man and spotted him in Micronesia, here.
The Turleys are again celebrating Christmas in Chicago with the entire Turley clan. (Or kids actually double dip and get to celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas). Tonight I will make our traditional Cioppino soup before going to midnight mass to listen to my 82-year-old mother sing with the choir at St. Mary’s of the Lake. I remain on call, of course, for any Christmas torts that may occur.