If you are tired of dealing with TSA employees who act like God Almighty, you may want to stay out of LAX where one agent announced that he is in fact God and his orders divine.
An unnamed TSA agent was arrested this week in Terminal One (the other terminals are for lesser divinities in the “City of Angels”) after he was acting “erratically.” The agent had just gotten off duty when he allegedly announced “I am god, I’m in charge.” That would certainly make it difficult to quibble over whether you really have more than three ounces in this container.
The TSA has also found that agents were using drugs during parties at work. Four workers have been identified.
What is really alarming is that this recession and unemployment crisis has even forced God to get a second job. He naturally gravitated to a position of unchecked authority with an agency with data banks tracking all of humanity. In many ways, the whole Eden story was a case of monitoring that led to expulsion (an early no-fly listing for Edenists).
Passengers are known to react a bit more readily when told “you will be delayed and potentially damned” if they do not use a one-quart bag for any liquids or gels.
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Obama’s poll numbers are going down
Down, down, down, down, down
Obama’s poll numbers are going down
Down, down, down, down, down
he’s got his head out the window
And his big feet on the ground
What ever you say boss you da boss. You probably don’t believe in the polls either. Your boy is going down.
And that goes to veracity how exactly? Number of views has nothing to do with a reputation for outright lies and corporatism.
6 billion could watch FAUXNews and it wouldn’t change the fact that it’s not really news, but just plain old bullshit propaganda from the bad guys. No one could watch and the result would be the same. Fox is a lot of things, but news it ain’t.
You also mistake “observing the enemy” from actual kool-aid drinking viewers, once again showing there are three types of lie. The lie, the damned lie and that statistic.
bdaman We can get your message on Fox news anyday anytime
More and more do.
CABLE NEWS RACE
WEDS., JAN 6, 2010
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FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,611,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,609,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,182,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,154,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,005,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,085,000
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MSNBC MADDOW 983,000
CNNHN BEHAR 689,000
CNN KING 656,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 615,000
CNN COOPER 590,000
empirecookie,
It does seem like a waste of a perfectly good teacher, doesn’t it?
empirecookie,
He did? Next you’ll tell me he was Jewish too….I can’t wait.
Jesus just can’t believe he got nailed to a tree for such morons.
bdaman We can get your message on Fox news anyday anytime. Maybe Murdoch is paying these folks. Tom DeLay paid them in 2000 to swamp the internet with anti-Gore messages.
“I along with others”
Must. Have. More. Coffee. Or nal on a chip installed in my head.
I’m along with others are winning out over your propaganda in this forum. For we value truth in addition to free speech. You are evidence personified of that assertion. I think that speaks exactly to my knowledge of how the game is played and how stingingly close to your truth my words ring. In this forum, you have no clothes, Chumperor. There is no attack you have made that has not been disarmed or turned against you by my many brothers and sisters who walk in the shadow of Jefferson, Madison and Adams. Fascism may “win” the war, but they won’t be able to hold on to control. But this is a war for people’s minds. You have lost the battle on this field so many times you are becoming a parody of yourselves. Sisyphus, diligently working away for the amusement of the Corporate Gods, a plaything for people you cannot control but instead can control you.
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Words will always retain their power.
There is no doubt you are outgunned here.
For an admitted propagandist, you must be a true masochist to keep coming back to a place that deflates your blather with clockwork regularity.
Unfortunately for me this is my duty station. I’m assigned vs the others who are free to come and go. When they are here they tally my numbers. Thats how I get my check. When I decide to turn in my two weeks notice you’ll be the first to know.
You are aware there are many here who think you are a tag team of trolls and not just one person, right?
If you only knew how the game is played. Remember it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game.
Of course your not, Duh!!! I’m bdaman
This article may explain why Adam and Eve were naked.
We are, there are many. Look at daily-kos. thats why you were told that by Bdaman.
You are aware there are many here who think you are a tag team of trolls and not just one person, right?
Sorry, bdaDuh. I’m hard to ignore. It’s part of my charm. I just light up a room! Some say it’s my personality, others my good looks but I think it’s because I have a quark imbalance. Sometimes I light up a room with a flashlight and sometimes with a flamethrower, but different tools for different jobs. Interesting tactic on your part though. Trying to sink the ship by throwing rats at it. A variation of the false consensus tactic. Too bad it won’t work.
I state all the time people are free to ignore me. Attracting attention is not a goal with me, merely something I do as a byproduct. If I wasn’t somewhat successful at it, you wouldn’t bother attacking.
You on the other hand require and audience to see your attacks. You need people like me far more than we need you in the propaganda scheme of things. But you need your attacks to succeed too. Something that to date has yet to happen. Propaganda relies upon a kind of force.
Counter-propaganda is far more insidious. It relies on good ideas taking root and spreading. It’s an act of creation. Enthalpy to your entropy. If I attract so much attention to merit your near constant “companionship”, I must be presenting good ideas your masters find threatening. Or just you find personally threatening as a propaganda consumer. Like I said, paid persistence or pathology.
Frustration is a terrible thing. So is misreading and underestimating human nature. Tell that to your cake eating masters.
AY, Do you think I am “bdaman”? I am not.
What ever you do Ricky Ricardo, Don’t Lose That Number
You don’t wanna call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Oh I know it’s just a group thing, just depends on which group you belong to.
A Gallup Poll near the end of the year found 25 percent of people — just one in four — feeling satisfied with how things were going in the United States.
“The president himself, not surprisingly, may feel quite satisfied with accomplishments in his first year,” said Frank Newport, editor in chief of the Gallup Poll. “But we don’t see signs that the American public is positive.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100109/ap_on_an/us_obama_buck_stops_where_analysis
Just shakin the Bush boss, just shakin the Bush
Duh,
How about you use only one name on any given Sunday?