Category: Bizarre

Post-Cambrian Fifth Grader Corrects Smithsonian on Pre-Cambrian Error

Michigan fifth-grader Kenton Stufflebeam can now claim something few academics can muster: finding an error in a Smithsonian display. The 11-year-old spotted the error on the museum’s Tower of Time, a display involving prehistoric time, which refers to the Precambrian as an era. Continue reading “Post-Cambrian Fifth Grader Corrects Smithsonian on Pre-Cambrian Error”

Very Nice: Borat Wins Defamation Case

sacha-baron-cohen-photos-004.jpgBorat can now claim “Legal Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.” A judge in New York has dismissed a defamation case against Sacha Baron Cohen and the producer, Twentieth Century Fox, of the movie “Borat. Jeffrey Lemerond is shown in an extremely poor light in the movie as he screams “Go Away” and appears to flee Borat when he tries to hug him. Federal Judge Loretta Preska treated the film as the equivalent to a news story in order to dismiss the complaint. Cohen has largely been successful in a variety of court challenges to the film. Continue reading “Very Nice: Borat Wins Defamation Case”

Sen. Debbie Stabenow’s Husband Implicated in Prostitution Arrest

Yet, another prostitution scandal was triggered today with the disclosure that the husband of U.S. Sen. Debbie Stabenow, Thomas Athans, allegedly admitted to police that he used the Internet to arrange for a prostitute to come to his hotel and paid for services. Continue reading “Sen. Debbie Stabenow’s Husband Implicated in Prostitution Arrest”

Los Angeles Debates a 40-Hour Moratorium on Killings

tn_19-02-08_18a.jpgThe Los Angeles City Council appears to be dropping the proposed 40-hour moratorium on killings that was supposed to start on Friday. The tabling of this proposal by advocates like Councilman Tony Cardenas should clear the way for other possible alternatives like requiring Los Angeles residents with even numbered license plates to kill only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays while people with odd numbered license plates could do their killing on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. All would be expected to rest on Sunday. Continue reading “Los Angeles Debates a 40-Hour Moratorium on Killings”

Wal-Mart Backs Down in its Litigation Against Brain Damaged Former Employee

It appears that the national outcry over Wal-Mart’s litigation against Deborah Shank — a brain-damaged former employee — has forced the giant corporation to back off. It will no longer try to collect $400,000 from Shank and her cancer-victim husband. Continue reading “Wal-Mart Backs Down in its Litigation Against Brain Damaged Former Employee”

Leading English Muslim Endorses the Killing and Raping of Non-Muslims

In a startling disclosure from an exchange at an East London mosque, Imam Abdul Makin and a leading Muslim lawyer have supported the killing and raping of non-Muslim, declaring all non-Muslims as guilty and subject to lethal abuse. As the videos show below, moderate Muslims have a considerable fight on their hands to rid their faith of these unhinged characters. Continue reading “Leading English Muslim Endorses the Killing and Raping of Non-Muslims”

Big Box, Small Heart: Wal-Mart Sued By U..S. Over Termination of Veteran

sealdoj.gifWith the various legal controversies involving Wal-Mart, one would think that its legal department would seek to avoid another lawsuit. Yet, Wal-Mart’s hard-nosed approach to legal disputes appears to be again getting the store into hot water — this time with the U.S. government. Wal-Mart reportedly refused to re-hire Sean Thornton, a former airman with the United States Air Force, after he returned from deployment, leading to a lawsuit by the Justice Department in Orlando Florida. Continue reading “Big Box, Small Heart: Wal-Mart Sued By U..S. Over Termination of Veteran”

Hooked on Hamontics: Hamas Television Shows Puppet Killing Bush

Hamas has long adopted a slightly different approach to the education of children. First there was the homicidal Hamas Mickey Mouse. Now the geniuses at Hamas production have come up with the charming Hamas killer puppet. The video is shown below in case your children have not run off to school yet. Continue reading “Hooked on Hamontics: Hamas Television Shows Puppet Killing Bush”

Supreme Court Takes New Ten Commandments Case

bible-pictures-4-tn1.jpgIn what could be a major new religion clause case, the Supreme Court has taken a case involving a Ten Commandments monument in a public park in Utah. The Tenth Circuit ruled with little known church that the city it must allow followers of the Summum religion to erect a similar monument displaying the “Seven Aphorisms of Summum.” Continue reading “Supreme Court Takes New Ten Commandments Case”

Parachute Evidence Confirms Ron Paul is D.B. Cooper; Paul Vows to Continue Race

In a startling development, the FBI announced on April 1st that it has finally analyzed the recently discovered parachute in Washington and found DNA evidence establishing the identity of the famed D.B. Cooper. To the astonishment of many (except readers of this blog), the DNA matches Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul, who has vowed to continue his presidential run despite the disclosure.
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Max Mosley Shown on Video in Five Hour Sado-Masochistic Orgy

tn_13-07-07_14.jpgMax Mosley, President of the Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile (FIA), is at the center of scandal that makes ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer look like a junior leaguer. In the video shown below, Mosley is reportedly engaged in a five hour orgy with five prostitutes dressed as Nazi guards — a particularly embarrassing performance given the fact that Mosley’s father, Oswald, was the pre-war leader of Britain’s fascist “blackshirts” and even invited Adolf Hitler to his wedding. Update: Mosley prevailed in a court action in showing that the party did not have a Nazi theme and that his privacy was violated. Continue reading “Max Mosley Shown on Video in Five Hour Sado-Masochistic Orgy”

Texans Seek to Strip Scientology of Religious Designation

There is a growing clamor on the Internet over an effort by some Texans to strip Scientology of its status as a religion — a move that would expose the Church of Scientology to both taxes and greater regulation. This move occurs as various countries continue to move against the Church and the Church is threatening lawsuits over the disclosure of confidential tapes and materials. Most recently, Wikileaks has made available the entire secret Operating Thetan (OT) documents — a move that could trigger another round of litigation by the Church. Continue reading “Texans Seek to Strip Scientology of Religious Designation”

Iowa Governor’s Mansion Found Hazardous “Sick Building”

tn_18bats.jpg While after today some may complain about chronic indictment outbreaks at the Bush White House, here, service in Iowa’s Democratic Governor’s mansion may actually be a risk to your health. Officials now believe that a rare lung disease found among various employees is linked to bird or bat droppings at the mansion called Terrace Hill. Ironically, the headquarters of the American Lung Association has also been cited as a possible exposure point. The case would appear to fit neatly into the expanding cases involving “sick building syndrome.” Continue reading “Iowa Governor’s Mansion Found Hazardous “Sick Building””