We’ve seen on this blog how lack of girth can be a “Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free” card for some folks. Can the “Bust Defense” to crimes be far behind? Well, it’s here now—just a tad east. Tokyo pinup model, Serena Kozakura, won her 2008 criminal case using her 44’s. No violence involved, just a little physics to prove that she was unable to fit through a hole. Seems our buxom lassie was charged with breaking into the home of an ex-boyfriend to confront the man about seeing another woman. When the hole in the man’s “kicked-in” door was measured it was determined that Kozakura’s 44 inch bust would not fit the space. The trial court convicted her anyway rejecting the OJ “if it doesn’t fit ….” defense, but an appeals court reversed.
Judge Kunio Harada obviously agreed that Kozakura’s big breasts prevented her from going into the room through the hole and tossed the guilty verdict, stating that there was “reasonable doubt over the man’s account”. Kozakura even went on the air to show that she couldn’t fit through the hole. See video below.
In a statement after the decision our model coyly said, “”I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court.” Leading me to wonder aloud, “Breasts — they’re not just for traffic tickets anymore?” I am also wondering about the method of proof employed by the defense in the case. Here’s one piece of demonstartive evidence, indeed!
You can see a video of Ms. Kozakura not fitting through the hole here:
http://sports.rightpundits.com/?p=496
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–Mark Esposito, Guest Blogger
Wayne,
You mistake Japanese women for all Asian women. They do tend to be more submissive, but that’s a cultural behavior. Korean, Thai and Vietnamese women are anything but submissive as are Japanese-American women. As to “fresh off the boat”, I’ve dated both foreign nationals and 2nd and 3rd generation Americans of Japanese, Korean, Thai and Vietnamese descent, but I’ve never dated a Chinese woman. Not by a conscious choice, it just worked out that way. As to what I prefer in bed? Ask your sister, because people of good character don’t kiss and tell. She’ll be more than willing to share the sordid details to satisfy your prurient interests if you just hop to the front of the line and ask her.
badtroll,
What I was doing? That falls under the category of none of your damn business. Satisfy yourself with the knowledge it was working against the interests of Neocon racist propaganda trolls. You should be able to live with that. You’re an expert on self-satisfaction.
By the way, “Damn your good, a legend in your own mind”? Your Freudian slip is showing. “Damn [my] good” is all you’re actually capable of. The grammatically and factually correct sentence would read simply, “Damn you’re good.” So good in fact that the competition has tried to hire me. Can you say that? No. Damn the
luckskill.But it’s nice to see you enlisted some clown buddies to squeeze into your tiny little car and go racisting around the ring. Clowns usually travel in packs. Just like dogs . . . and trolls. So how does it feel to not be an Alpha in any group? (rhetorical)
FFLEO:
you might want to say the same of Buddha is Laughing, he has run many people off with his vituperative and vindictive posts.
Mespo,
Bdaman is getting out of control. This is a guest post and I am concerned that Professor Turley might reconsider and disallow guest posts if such conduct is permitted.
I doubt that you have the permissions to delete Bdaman’s posts and no one should interfere with Turley’s full schedule.
Therefore, can you think of some fair manner to stop this nonsense on a blawg that champions civil discourse?
Buddha left a note earlier and said he would be busy today.
Methinks it’s another game of pocket pool.
Wonder if it’s a home game or an away game.
It’s been a while since he left the note.
Methinks it’s an away game or it went it to overtime.
Rack’em up
Buddha is Laughing:
“I’ve gone out with mostly Asian women in my life, excluding the ex-, and to a one, they would kick your ass for your “joke”.”
You like the submissive type eh? Do you get them off the boat or do you go to Thailand?
Hey Bozo, you were my favorite.
What is wrong with clowns?
Damn your good, a legend in your own mind.
The difference between a comedian and a clown is that a comedian make people laugh with them and a clown makes people laugh at them.
And nobody with the mental capacities greater than an eight year old likes clowns.
Good I like to make people laugh.
No. But Christmas greetings from a racist and bigot make me giggle at the hypocrisy of hiding behind Jesus when hiding behind the flag didn’t work.
“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” – Sinclair Lewis
What’s good for the puppet master is good for the puppet.
Here’s another good one for you.
Merry Christmas or does that insult you ?
I won’t call you Francis because I wouldn’t associate your lame racist bigoted nonsense with a great comedy movie about a bunch of guys coming together to form a team despite their differences.
But I will call you a racist and a bigot, badtroll.
Because you demonstrably are a racist and a bigot.
If you’re wounded, it’s all self-inflicted.
If you’re not, it just goes to illustrate that what little character you have is bad.
Can we all stop arsing around with the racist/not racist thing and get back to some good old down to earth honest sexism please?
Now, show me the evidence.
I WANNA SEE THE EVIDENCE!!
I feel better now….
This is the ‘breast’ weekend legal thread to date, bar none.
Whoever said the law had to be dull and flat…
Real breast tissue is mainly fat, and is compressible or malleable if you will. By flattening it, could she fit through the opening in question? Does anybody in polite Japanese society want to try squeezing her physique to demonstrate? I’m betting not.
BTW, I dated a well-cleavaged woman who wasn’t too proud to unbutton a couple before the officer got to the side window of her car during a traffic stop. She never got a ticket, but met some interesting folks along the way. I think she married one. Interesting times.
That’s “kicking you barrs”, you racist tool.
Bdaman:
how big your barrs? How does Buddha is Raughing know? Has he been kissing you barrs?
Inquiring minds want to know.