We’ve seen on this blog how lack of girth can be a “Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free” card for some folks. Can the “Bust Defense” to crimes be far behind? Well, it’s here now—just a tad east. Tokyo pinup model, Serena Kozakura, won her 2008 criminal case using her 44’s. No violence involved, just a little physics to prove that she was unable to fit through a hole. Seems our buxom lassie was charged with breaking into the home of an ex-boyfriend to confront the man about seeing another woman. When the hole in the man’s “kicked-in” door was measured it was determined that Kozakura’s 44 inch bust would not fit the space. The trial court convicted her anyway rejecting the OJ “if it doesn’t fit ….” defense, but an appeals court reversed.
Judge Kunio Harada obviously agreed that Kozakura’s big breasts prevented her from going into the room through the hole and tossed the guilty verdict, stating that there was “reasonable doubt over the man’s account”. Kozakura even went on the air to show that she couldn’t fit through the hole. See video below.
In a statement after the decision our model coyly said, “”I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court.” Leading me to wonder aloud, “Breasts — they’re not just for traffic tickets anymore?” I am also wondering about the method of proof employed by the defense in the case. Here’s one piece of demonstartive evidence, indeed!
You can see a video of Ms. Kozakura not fitting through the hole here:
http://sports.rightpundits.com/?p=496
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BIL:
“That is assuming she can hit such a small target.”
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I was going to “bag” that racist troll comment but your retort handles it quite nicely.
Thanks.
Racist isn’t a name in your case, but rather an accurate description, badtroll.
If you don’t believe that “is the split going front to back vs side to side” is a racist comment? Go ask an Asian woman and see how long it takes to get your balls kicked up into your throat.
That is assuming she can hit such a small target.
Buddha is Laughing:
you Asian? Asian women have small boobies, Wong sick to death of small boobies.
This girl have boobies like Godzirra, not normal.
Bdaman speak truth about Asian women. Of course some girl have big boobies, these not normal.
Bdaman not racist for speaking truth.
But Buddha reary sirry to bring up racism over big boobies.
Smarr minds jump to concrusion.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Na na ah boo boo !!!!
My kid can beat up your kid.
oooooooooo!!!!!
Whatever, racist bigot.
Keep quoting your jingoistic movie garbage.
Your actions betray you.
Don’t act like a racist and I won’t call you one, “Marine”.
Go on. Try to wrap yourself in the flag some more.
It’s funny in a pathetic way.
You know what I like about my jokes?
THEY”RE MY JOKES !!!!!
Who cares what you think, you just messed with the wrong marine.
Here have another snickers without crappin in your knickers
you said he was in danger
I said grave danger
you said is there any other kind
AY,
That doesn’t make you racist. That makes you racingist. Having done some ridiculous things behind the wheel over the years, I’ll be the last one to say anything about someone being racingist.
I used to be a cyclist….I rode my bike in Austin 50 to 75 miles a week….
I used to drag race on the Highway…especially Loop 1 about 2:30 a.m……did that make me a Racist? Foolish I know….but hey I was in my 20’s life was to be challenged…And you could always get a cop to follow you….sometimes….we’ll…you did the right thing and stopped….and sometimes…well, you had a tactical advantage on them….you hit the exit before they did and they couldn’t quite make it….yep…..they kept on flying down the road…..
Just like you were joking when you called Mike a Christ Killer.
Some jokes aren’t funny by any standard.
I’ve gone out with mostly Asian women in my life, excluding the ex-, and to a one, they would kick your ass for your “joke”.
Racist is as racist does, dipstick.
Thank you Buddha, your comment is noted
I apologize for not using quotation marks
Anonymously Yours 1, December 5, 2010 at 5:44 am
” I have gone out with a very nice Asian female and she was, well…big busted….BIG…it is rare….”
I was making a joke, I guess I’m not allowed. But go ahead an accuse me of what ever you like.
Just curious, has the DHS contacted you yet?
Yikes! I would have liked to see the jurors faces during that trial. It couldn’t have been an all male jury if they convicted her notwithstanding the entrance hole size problem.
bdaman,
That there is not a lot of large breasted Asian women is simply a biological fact.
Your statement, however, is simply retarded (adj., slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress) racism.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/07/14/woman-worlds-largest-breasts-fighting-life/ That other link did not work.
I have gone out with a very nice Asian female and she was, well…big busted….BIG…it is rare….
so is the split going front to back vs side to side
http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/02/05/2009-02-05_breast_enhancement_sheyla_hershey_from_h. Texas wins again in this area. Texas woman has the largest breast implants in the world.
I applaud Mr. Turley for always keeping us abreast of breaking news, which in this case, is rather titillating.
eniobob,
I heard that same statement from a gay male that I worked with…It was years before I found out that it was not “Hell Hath No Fury like a Pissed Queen.”
I have gone out with a very nice Asian female and she was, well…big busted….BIG…it is rare….
This is one of those cases I say I’d have to see for myself…
“”Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.””
Hmmmmmmmm,44 inch breasts on an oriental female, seems not natural as they by nature are small females, but hey if she beat the charge and came out a breast of the situation good for her.