Category: Bizarre

Be Polite or Else: New York to Enforce Criminal Penalties on Yielding Seats on the Subway

180px-Helsinki_Metro_train_interiorThere has been a steading criminalization of bad conduct in the United States, as discussed in earlier columns. We can add the New York subways push to force people to give up their seats to the elderly and disabled — or face a potential 10 day jail term.
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The Rubens Plan: Being Chubby and Horny Cited As Keys to Long Life

180px-Peter_Paul_Rubens_004A new Japanese study indicates that being chubby is the key to the long life — a finding with direct implications for the continuation of the Turley blog for decades to come. in the meantime, the oldest man in the world, Henry Allingham, has explained that the key to his long life is heaving drinking and womanizing.
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Judge Kent Impeached in Expedited Process

Judge Kent-thumb-100x140The now imprisoned U.S. District Court Samuel B. Kent has been openly bilking the government for salary and benefits by refusing to resign. His lawyer even acknowledged that his promise to resign in a year was due to his calculation that the Congress could not move any faster toward a Senate trial. It was a curious legal strategy since it virtually dared the Congress to expedite the matter, which it did. Kent has now been impeached in a fast track proceeding.
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Ohio Teen Puts Noose Around Hispanic Boy’s Neck and Drags Him Around Parking Lot While Screaming Racial Taunts — Receives 10 Days in Jail

100px-Seal_of_ohioThere is a disturbing case out of Mount Vernon, Ohio where Dale Cline, 18, put a noose around the neck of a hispanic boy, Robert Cantu,17, and dragged him in a parking lot while screaming racial taunts. He was sentenced as a juvenile and given just 10 days.
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Arizona Man Fails in Sword-Steering Wheel Suicide

suicide+knifeNathan Ryan, 27, in Mesa, Arizona had a curious way to killing himself. Not only did it not succeed, but he will now face likely criminal and civil charges. Ryan decided that the best way to kill himself was to tie a two-foot sword to his steering wheel — pointed to his chest. He then ran his car into a neighbor’s brick wall. The one thing that he forgot about was the air bag, which deployed, bent sword, and Ryan ended up in a very irate neighbor’s pool.
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Lord Chief Justice: Jury Trial No Longer Required in England and Wales

150px-UK_Royal_Coat_of_Arms.svgRecently, many civil libertarians have been alarmed by legal changes in England restricting the media, free speech, prosecuting insults against religion, and other rollbacks. Now, the Lord Chief Justice has ruled that criminal trials no longer require a jury for the first time in England and Wales.
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