If you thought that attorney Harold M. Hoffman had an embarrassing appearance in court, consider George Bartusek, 51, who was arrested for making out with an inflatable doll in the front seat of his 1988 Lincoln Town Car in the parking lot of a Publix store.
Cape Coral Police say that witnesses observed him “performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity.” He was also accused of “aggressively” kissing the dolls. It is unclear how this became a “breach of the peace.” Presumably, they would have charged him with indecent exposure if it were applicable. Necking with a doll is probably not enough.
Bartusek told police that he was at the store to “get some clothes for his dolls.” As with the men arrested for having a romantic relationship with a picnic table or car vacuum or vehicles themselves, this might be difficult to fit into the available criminal code. One man with a mannequin fetish received a sentence of 18 months to 30 years for his repeated assaults on unconsenting store mannequins.
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